# Congratulations you fucking bitch.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029 "2003-03-29T15:27:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/21 "2003-03-29T22:33:07Z")
When come back, bring cat breath, then fucko off before og smites you! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/22 "2003-03-29T23:56:43Z")
All your cat breath are belong to us. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/23 "2003-03-30T00:37:05Z")
Something is obviously wrong here. Many Armenians would like nothing more than to see all Muslims die slowly. I suspect this is all a fabrication. ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/24 "2003-03-30T00:37:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moc.liamtoh@rorrim \* > \*\*I was watching the new “System Of A Down” video… > Some fucking moron in an anti war protest says “I dont see how bombing innocent children is the way to achieve peace” > > woooohoooo > Congratu-FUCKING-Lations honey! > Send this big mama to the white house… she has the answers! > > _Edited this part in_ > > Fucking Preview button! > I accidentally hit the fucking thing. \*\* Was this woman in the new “System Of A Down” video? Maybe it was staged for the video. Other than that, how was the video. Was the song good? Who is the real “fucking moron(s).” The anti-war protesters? System Of A Down? The producers of the Video? Did the video have big-bootied ho’s shaking their thang? ---
**Author:** ![pezboy2u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@pezboy2u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezboy2u)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/25 "2003-03-30T00:43:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \* > \*\*Warmongeringry. > > Now we know. \*\* I hope we are all in “agreeance” on that. I know I am…I think. ---
**Author:** ![pezboy2u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@pezboy2u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezboy2u)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/26 "2003-03-30T00:47:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \* > \*\*Warmongeringry. > > Now we know. \*\* I hope we are all in “agreeance” on that. I know I am…I think.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![B.Pants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@B.Pants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Pants)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/27 "2003-03-30T00:52:08Z")
Kindly note, **OP** , that the woman said “I don’t see how…” rather than “Here’s the answer! Send me to the White House!” Her confusion regarding “how bombing innocent children is the way to achieve peace” is pretty simple. I don’t understand how that’s the way to achieve peace either. This big mama wants her ticket to the White House _right now_, motherfucker. ---
**Author:** ![mic84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@mic84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mic84)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/28 "2003-03-30T01:06:01Z")
You might want to read [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=170505) thread, where a lot of war supporters wondered “how will keeping Saddam in power promote peace and justice in Iraq”. Not to say that all pro-war people are alike, but I find it funny that both this thread the the other one were started by pro-war people. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/29 "2003-03-30T01:20:54Z")
I must add this to the thread: Sausage ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/30 "2003-03-30T01:25:13Z")
There’s a foot in my cup of tea. (three little bubbles, and one big one - looks like a cartoon foot) ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/31 "2003-03-30T01:50:58Z")
It’s threads like this that embiggen us all. ---
**Author:** ![moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f17d59/32.png) [@moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moc.liamtoh_rorrim)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/32 "2003-03-30T01:53:37Z")
This woman seems to be saying “We are bombing little children… its not helping” ---
**Author:** ![Thunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/33 "2003-03-30T01:58:57Z")
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… we won’t get fooled again. ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/34 "2003-03-30T02:05:18Z")
My god! Someone _gasp_ said something you don’t like in a music video? What the hell is this world coming to, when people can express their views, even in a music video? Hell, it was _directed_ by Michael Moore, methinks. The video to a SoaD song. The song is a generally anti-war song. Someone set us up the bomb! ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/35 "2003-03-30T02:43:15Z")
My cat’s food smells like cat breath. ---
**Author:** ![Willy\_ph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ea5d25/32.png) [@Willy\_ph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Willy_ph)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/36 "2003-03-30T02:52:56Z")
Well this is one of the more enlightening threads that I’ve read on this board. Maybe it’s not the thread, but the OP. Who knows? ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/37 "2003-03-30T03:21:38Z")
A thread in search of a needle. ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/38 "2003-03-30T03:25:52Z")
Yeah… what he/she said. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/39 "2003-03-30T03:59:21Z")
It’s a substance similar to but almost completely entirely unlike tea. Everybody knows that. Hey, this is fun. My brain on mucus does really well with this. Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ack ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/40 "2003-03-30T04:05:48Z")
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