# Congratulations you fucking bitch.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029 "2003-03-29T15:27:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/41 "2003-03-30T04:10:15Z")
Lets hear it for post-whoring! Hoorah! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/42 "2003-03-30T04:10:29Z")
Gotcha Ya! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/43 "2003-03-30T04:43:30Z")
My son’s breath smelled like cat food, until I brushed his teeth and told him to quit eating cat food, because only cats are supposed to have cat food breath. ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/44 "2003-03-30T05:09:13Z")
A friend of mine once ate fish food on a dare. I shall check her breath next time I see her. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/45 "2003-03-30T05:11:30Z")
I had a friend who ate tar, from the road. emphasis on ‘had’ ---
**Author:** ![moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f17d59/32.png) [@moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moc.liamtoh_rorrim)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/46 "2003-03-30T05:15:22Z")
“What the hell is this world coming to, when people can express their views, even in a music video?” What in the hell is this world coming to when I can express my views on this message board? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/47 "2003-03-30T05:27:04Z")
> [@](#): > > What in the hell is this world coming to when I can express my views on this message board? Is there a contraction missing from this statement, or are you seriously worried about what the world is coming to when YOU can express your views on a message board? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/48 "2003-03-30T05:39:55Z")
This farugishness must stop! > [@](#): > > This woman seems to be saying > “We are bombing little children… its not helping” Give it some time. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/49 "2003-03-30T05:52:57Z")
Brain hurt now. Go to find cat. Cat nice. Cat gray and white. Cat have name. Name is Boots. Sometimes Boo. Sometimes Kits or Kissen. Go smell cat. Better than read thread. Here kitty… ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/50 "2003-03-30T05:54:21Z")
You don’t say? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/51 "2003-03-30T06:25:45Z")
Time for one of my thread-killing posts. The girl in the video needs a proper education, so that she can make an informed choice and not just appear to be parroting a “popular” view. What were you doing to the preview button? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/52 "2003-03-30T06:34:45Z")
How does the logic of ‘thread-killing’ work? ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/53 "2003-03-30T07:00:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Steelerphan \* > \*\*The girl in the video needs a proper education, so that she can make an informed choice and not just appear to be parroting a “popular” view. \*\* So, education will automatically give her an “unpopular” view? 😉 Cut her some slack, man. What is it: a three or four second quote? It’s not like she had time to go into everything she’s read and studied about the situation. For all we know, she’s been studying foreign policy for years. How verbose can you get in five seconds? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/54 "2003-03-30T07:26:15Z")
No, not necesarily- she just might make a more intelligent sounding statement, rather than a black-or-white choice statement that simplifies the issue too much. I was diagreeing with the OP judging her rashly; I didn’t realize I was doing it myself. The thread-killing logic is that people don’t usually read my posts; the thread dies soon after I post. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/55 "2003-03-30T07:28:09Z")
Try disagreeing. I have had diagreea all day. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![DrLizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DrLizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLizardo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/56 "2003-03-30T14:09:46Z")
I have a co-worker who actually DOES advocate bombing children in Iraq since “they’re going to grow up to be raghead terrorists anyway”… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/57 "2003-03-30T19:49:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Steelerphan \* > \*\*\ > The thread-killing logic is that people don’t usually read my posts; the thread dies soon after I post. \*\* Well, if you’re going to post intelligent, relevant, logical stuff, what do you expect? ---
**Author:** ![Fox\_in\_the\_Snow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@Fox\_in\_the\_Snow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fox_in_the_Snow)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/58 "2003-03-30T21:12:54Z")
So, in conclusion I think we can all agree, there are many different opinions on hustle and bustle. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/59 "2003-03-30T22:13:46Z")
_The Economist_ thanks you for your interest. We have no openings for chief editors at this time, but will keep your application on file for future reference, should an opportunity be arising as such or this…and/or that, like whatever. Would **somebody** let the damn cat out? ---
**Author:** ![MelCthefirst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eada6e/32.png) [@MelCthefirst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MelCthefirst)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/60 "2003-03-30T23:35:36Z")
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