# Congratulations you fucking bitch.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029 "2003-03-29T15:27:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/101 "2003-04-02T20:21:11Z")
Ancient Klingon Proverb Say- > [@](#): > > Fool me once, shame on you! > Fool me twice, **Prepare For Doom!** And then, all the cat food breath in the Universe can’t save you! And neither can Hong Kong Fooey! So there! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/102 "2003-04-02T20:23:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \* > \*\*Warmongeringry. > > Now we know. \*\* Congratulations! You found the third -gry word! ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/103 "2003-04-02T20:29:24Z")
Heheh. I missed the 2nd page entirely. It seems **samarm** was onto it. Oh well, I’ll slink back to GQ. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/104 "2003-04-02T20:38:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\*No… more cowbell, _much_ more cowbell. \*\* Monkeys ringing cowbells! ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/105 "2003-04-03T06:59:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lissa \* > \*\*Why do people have such a prejudice against eating dog food, I wonder? I’ve always been told that it has to pass the same FDA standards as people food. I’ll tell you what, I’d almost rather eat a can of Alpo than a hotdog. (Hotdogs are made of lips and assholes, my mother used to warn me. Lips don’t bother me, but assholes give me pause.) > > \*\* I assure you love that hot dogs are not made out of lips and assholes. I mean a few of the people who work in that department can be a bit cranky at times so you could say they were made by assholes and not out of assholes and that would work I suppose. I mean who do those people think they are anyway? Putting their pallets of supplies in my way so that I cannot put all those lovely labels on the many packages of bologna?! Heck, they spend ten hours a day playing with the little wieners while I get to stay on my side of the wall and play with 6ft sticks of bologna! What do you got to say about that? I’ll show them.:dubious: Seriously guys hot dogs and bologna have the same ingredients. Hot dogs are just in smaller casings and bologna comes in larger casings and sliced down. And of course we all know that slice pak employees are much better than the KSI guys. Okay, so maybe you didn’t know that but now you do.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/106 "2003-04-03T07:10:02Z")
> [@](#): > > I did not. Have you ever seen monkeys fucking a football? Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. The raw, animal beauty of the event is breathtaking. Sounds interesting. Do you perchance have it on videotape? Or can I catch it on the Discovery Channel? > [@](#): > > Should I have put another comma after “animal?” I don’t think so, no. Looks fine to me. Not as good as a bunch of monkeys fucking a football, apparently, but good enough. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/107 "2003-04-03T11:49:00Z")
How about luciferase-enhanced monkeys fucking a football? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/108 "2003-04-03T12:08:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpazCat \* > \*\*How about luciferase-enhanced monkeys fucking a football? \*\* Ah. That would be the recent bestiality porn release _Primates a Glow-Glow_. They tried to get actual NFL players, but none of them would sign the release for the gene-splicing… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029.md?page=5)