# Congratulations, you just won a yacht! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 29, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748 "2011-07-29T16:54:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/21 "2011-07-29T17:59:28Z")
Nosmo King ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/22 "2011-07-29T18:12:03Z")
Now You Sea It ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/23 "2011-07-29T18:13:44Z")
Naughtycal but nice ---
**Author:** ![beartato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@beartato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beartato)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/24 "2011-07-29T18:32:59Z")
The Seaward ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/25 "2011-07-29T18:53:20Z")
> [@beartato](#): > > The Seaward Just don’t try sailing her in the Pit with that name. PS: Am I the only person who thought this thread would be a warning about the latest Nigerian-email-type scam? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/26 "2011-07-29T18:55:27Z")
First Draw ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/27 "2011-07-29T18:56:04Z")
“Vanessa Carlton” ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/28 "2011-07-29T18:56:32Z")
“Cuz We Can’t Swim” ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/29 "2011-07-29T19:03:56Z")
> [@HeyHomie](#): > > Either _Miss Demeanor_ or _Miss Tillie_. > > The former because I’m oh-so-clever with my puns (so clever, in fact, that I’m sure a million boat owners have beaten me to it), the latter as an homage to Disney Imagineering (_Miss Tillie_ is the name of the boat atop the volcano at Typhoon Lagoon). Sorry, but you’ll have to settle for _Miss Tillie_: [The _Miss Demeanor_](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OAKa_1RvkaE/TIk51bRZCHI/AAAAAAAAAzU/Bl-UKvsQgaU/s1600/miss+demeanor.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![buckgully](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@buckgully](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckgully)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/30 "2011-07-29T19:09:20Z")
> [@Cheesesteak](#): > > Hole In The Water Doh! That was going to be my first choice. Alternate: Queen Anne’s Revenge ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/31 "2011-07-29T19:11:14Z")
_Why Knot?_ 😃 No, seriously…_Serenity_. It’s not original, but I can live with that. ---
**Author:** ![JFLuvly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@JFLuvly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JFLuvly)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/32 "2011-07-29T19:18:28Z")
Wet Dream ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/33 "2011-07-29T19:36:50Z")
Schyatchtze. Or perhaps “My Other Penis”. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/34 "2011-07-29T19:50:30Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > ETA: Wait, a 44 foot yacht was _second_ prize? Geez, what was first? 😃 You get to become friends with a really great guy who owns a 44 foot yacht. ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/35 "2011-07-29T19:59:34Z")
_Break Out Another Thousand_ ---
**Author:** ![randomface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@randomface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomface)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/36 "2011-07-29T20:10:27Z")
_Questionable Content_ ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/37 "2011-07-29T20:16:00Z")
_A Name So Disgusting I Can’t Say It Out Loud_ ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/38 "2011-07-29T21:20:25Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > You get to become friends with a really great guy who owns a 44 foot yacht. Nice. 🙂 Wait, I’ve got it: “The Unsinkable VI.” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/39 "2011-07-29T22:14:13Z")
_Biggeren Yoors_ ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-just-won-a-yacht/590748/40 "2011-07-29T22:17:28Z")
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