Congress will interview Rove and Miers . . . but not under oath.

MMmmm, Turkey.

Enjoy,
Steven

True, but I figure a few more high level indictments and the administration will realize that posturing and grandstanding won’t work anymore.

No way! Bolivia has monkeys! Monkeys which will surely greet our troops by throwing flowers, or something.

Turkey has no monkeys. In fact, Turkey doesn’t even have turkeys.

It doesn’t!? We should demand our money back.

Man, I haven’t been this disappointed since I found out they don’t speak Latin in Latin America.

Bush: I didn’t do nuthin!
Congress: This looks improper.
Bush: I didn’t do nuthin and I ain’t sayin nuthin and none of my friends would lie about it so they don’t have to promise to tell the truth!
Congress: Yes they do.
Bush: You can’t make me!
Congress: Don’t make me make you!
Bush: Nonny, nonny boo boo!
You know, Bush’s whole attitude about the firings reminds me of a Will Rogers quote. Something along the lines of “If stupidity got us into this, stupidity can get us out!”

BTW, last night’s Daily Show used a variation of this joke.

Also posted in the Great Debates thread, They will testify, but not under oath…

This just in: Kyle Sampson, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales’ former chief of staff, has agreed to testify under oath before the Senate Judiciary Committee on the firings of eight U.S. attorneys, his lawyer said in a letter to the committee chairman Friday.

An interesting tidbit from that article:

Rats? Sinking ship? What next?

I’ve noticed a few times recently when Armey’s said stuff that indicates he’s off the reservation.

Meanwhile, back on the Gonzo front:

Toast.

Bout time for another Scary Moby Bin Laden tape to surface and supply some good press gushers.

Yep, call me a schlemiel.

Can we start calling him George Milhouse Bush now?

Clinton may have gotten a hummer from one intern; these cynical pricks are trying to fuck a whole nation !

Or two or three.

Seriously, is anyone , left or right, still actually supporting these assholes? And if so, WHY? :confused:

Because they lowered taxes. Really, that makes up for any number of dead foreigners, don’t it?

-Joe

OK, you’re a schlemiel. But a damned good-looking one. :slight_smile:

His supporters mostly regard the dead furriners as a feature, not a bug. :frowning: