# Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene MUST GO **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895 "2021-01-31T00:44:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 73
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1445 "2023-06-24T00:25:11Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > Ever since they invented lightning rods, the smiting thing just doesn’t work as well as it used to. I don’t remember where I heard it first (and as I type this out it feels like an urban legend), but allegedly they used to store gunpowder in churches, because they knew that God wouldn’t smite a church. Of course, the spire tended to be the tallest object in the area, so in actuality, God smote the shit out of churches, blowing up a lot of gunpowder (and churches), but then the heathens convinced them to put lighting rods on them - hey, presto - no more buildings blowing up. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1446 "2023-06-24T01:01:54Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > they knew that God wouldn’t smite a church. Of course, the spire tended to be the tallest object in the area, so in actuality, God smote the shit out of churches, blowing up a lot of gunpowder (and churches), But… but… If you’ve got churches of different denominations and only one such church follows the One True Faith, then of course God will be smiting the heck out of all the heretics! ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1447 "2023-06-24T01:13:39Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > Romans 13 says leaders are in place because God wanted them there. Wait, doesn’t that mean God wants Biden where he is? So… who are the voices in Bobert’s head telling her to impeach Biden? ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1448 "2023-06-24T03:50:13Z")
> [@Dissonance](#): > > Wait, doesn’t that mean God wants Biden where he is? He wants Biden there so that good Christians can remove him. C’mon, man - this stuff is not that hard. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1449 "2023-06-24T03:58:34Z")
> [@Dissonance](#): > > So… who are the voices in Bobert’s head telling her to impeach Biden? They’re coming from the other guy. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1450 "2023-06-24T05:26:02Z")
> [@Dissonance](#): > > Wait, doesn’t that mean God wants Biden where he is? So… who are the voices in Bobert’s head telling her to impeach Biden? \< Church Lady \> Could it be… SATAN? ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1451 "2023-06-26T06:53:05Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > Ever since they invented lightning rods, the smiting thing just doesn’t work as well as it used to. Not with a change of tactics. [![](https://sheridanvoysey.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Farside005_SmiteButton_840w.jpg) ](https://sheridanvoysey.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Farside005_SmiteButton_840w.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![MulderMuffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldermuffin/32/2862_2.png) [@MulderMuffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MulderMuffin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1452 "2023-06-27T02:27:34Z")
> **[Freedom Caucus takes key vote on Marjorie Taylor Greene’s future](https://www.politico.com/news/2023/06/26/freedom-caucus-vote-marjorie-taylor-greene-00103656)** > > It's not yet clear whether the conservative group will formally eject her, but people familiar with the matter pointed to a consensus against her. They voted on whether or not to kick Marge out of their Super Sekrit Club. No word yet on the verdict. Apparently she’s just too chummy with McCarthy for their liking. ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1453 "2023-06-27T03:20:04Z")
MTG: “I never thought leopards would eat MY face!” ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1454 "2023-06-27T04:40:12Z")
Is she not freaking crazy enough for them? Is her TV not telling her that Biden is a secret lizard person? ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1455 "2023-06-27T12:40:01Z")
In the saner yesterworld, they would have been looking for an excuse all along to shitcan her, just for being an embarrassing moron. ---
**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1456 "2023-06-27T15:34:27Z")
How can the Freedom Caucus tell if MTG is more of an “embarrassing dumbass” than the other members of the group? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1457 "2023-06-27T15:57:57Z")
It’s a low bar. Currently passing the Mohorovičić discontinuity on it’s way to the Earth’s core. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1458 "2023-06-28T00:09:55Z")
> [@MulderMuffin](#): > > They voted on whether or not to kick Marge out of their Super Sekrit Club. **No word yet on the verdict.** Well, the first rule of far right club is … ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1459 "2023-06-28T11:47:09Z")
That’s why she works out. She has to survive a direct strike from a Jewish Space Lazer to renter the club. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1460 "2023-06-28T12:29:08Z")
Wouldn’t that be karma if she actually WAS hit by lightning? ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1461 "2023-06-28T16:47:10Z")
Hit by _something_. I’m not picky. ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1462 "2023-06-28T17:14:10Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Hit by _something_. I’m not picky… I’d settle for a wave of shame and regret. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1463 "2023-06-28T17:19:22Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Hit by _something_. I’m not picky. Preferably something non-violent. Hit by a massive libel lawsuit from Hunter Biden would do. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1464 "2023-06-28T17:31:00Z")
> **[Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to impeach Biden for joke about selling ‘state...](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylore-greene-impeach-biden-b2365378.html)** > > Hardline right-winger from Georgia has already made multiple calls for the president to be impeached Biden jokes about selling state secrets, he must be impeached! Trump actually stole and hid state secrets, and showed them off to people who had no clearance, and any attempt to prosecute him is a shameful weaponization of the law. ![](https://media.tenor.com/eWCGbp_NKe8AAAAC/olaf-older.gif) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895.md?page=72) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895.md?page=74)