Okay. This is weird:
So by “Derailed by Federal Agents”, does she mean “Criminals doing crimes will be arrested by the police”?
She probably thinks the East Palestine disaster was a false flag operation by EPA pedophiles to conceal a space laser launch site.
She goes off on the head of border control in a House hearing, all worried about a ball of dirt wrapped in duct tape. She claims it was a bomb planted in “no man’s zone”, and she knows it was the cartel’s doing. This is one of those situations that piss me off- AFAIK, no one has asked for her proof it was the cartels. She’s actually using this as a pretense for war with the cartels, in sovereign Mexican territory. The least she could have done was come up with a plausible explanation for what one little bomb was supposed to accomplish.
“Communist Democrats”? What a fucking tool. Hey, the 80s called and… they want their 90s joke back.
“Communists Democrat’s” . . . correct spelling is too woke for her apparently.
Just stunning ignorance and stupidity. Her constituents must just prioritize owning the libs over everything else.
Ever been bored with nothing but a roll of duck tape?
I’m confused. How could you be bored if you have a roll of duct tape?
Made me laugh…
It also reminded me of something 45 years ago, or so. I lived in a somewhat large family, 4 siblings. I was #3. An older brother (2 years older) had nothing to do but had a roll of duct tape.
One afternoon, my brother got a 1/2 gallon milk carton from the trash and some newspapers. Crunched up the newspapers and, using a log from a branch that had broken off a tree, smashed them into the milk carton, filling it with compressed, crunched up newspapers. He started to wrap the milk carton in duct tape when the carton began to split due to the smashing the newspapers with the broken branch.
When he got to the top with newspapers, he finished wrapping so it was duct taped all over in several layers. I remember telling him, “Great, now what do you do with it?” He replied, “Go long,” which, at the time, was adolescent boy-speak for run out in the yard so I can throw this to you. We threw that thing, kicked it, just like a football (even though we had a football at our disposal). For some reason, we liked playing with that thing more.
Now, that milk-carton duct tape thing could only have lasted a week or two, three at the most, one summer when I was maybe 8 or 9 years old. But, I have more fond memories of our playing with it than with actual footballs, baseball/softballs, tennis balls, or anything else. Not that we didn’t have those other balls, or didn’t play with them, or even that we didn’t have fun doing so. No, but my memories of that duct tape carton somehow epitomize fun for me in ways those others do not. Memory is a funny thing.
Sorry for the high jack. Despite the amount of fun that can be found in a roll of duct tape, MTG still must go. She is a drag on all humanity. And, no, I am not suggesting that we wrap her up in said tape and throw her around. That would be cruel, uncalled for, and just disgusting on so many levels. But, I do wish she would find some other group to annoy.
I knew what Go long meant.
That’s a nice story. It also sounds like it would be a good candidate for this thread:
And I agree with everything you said about MTG.
I’m not! Fuckin’ A! I wish I had a Log Filled Carton of Tape to play with when I was a kid.
We did have a thing called “Death-Mo Wars”, but we’ll just let it fade…
Good idea. I just looked it up, and the statute of limitations on Death-Mo Wars is seventy-five years.
I looked it up, and didn’t get any results.
Apparently, you’re not on The List.
Imagine a game of Dodgeball, but with sticks, pine cones, rocks, old cans filled with sand, whatever you could grab in the forest. Amazingly, no serious injuries.
One time, I whipped a stick side-arm and it went spinning and struck all three Lowry brothers!
I wish someone would ask her how Jesus wasn’t “woke”.
I mean, he wasn’t for about three days there.
Too soon!