Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene MUST GO

Vaginal yogurt with honey . Yogurt contains live bacteria and is thought to help restore good bacteria and decrease yeast overgrowth. While the bacteria in yogurt (lactobacilli) is similar to vaginal bacteria, it is not the same. Honey is a natural antibiotic/ antifungal. Small studies show that when yogurt with honey is inserted vaginally it can help a yeast infection in some patients…

There’s also this, but I didn’t read to see if there’s actually any honey in it, or if it’s just the company’s name.

Oh Gwyneth…

I can’t stop initially translating MTG as Magic: The Gathering in my head, and I call her MTG myself. Imagine the card I pictured.

It’s well worth diving into that website. I gather that the “honeypot” is a metaphor for the vagina. Or possibly the vulva, I’m a little confused about exactly what you’re supposed to be doing with their product. In one picture, someone is spraying it on their socks, which doesn’t really elucidate the matter. But anyway, I don’t think the product contains honey, so I’m not exactly sure what the metaphor means in this context.

But the highlight from founder Bea:

I was suffering from bacterial vaginosis for 8 months when an ancestor came to me in a dream and gifted me with a vision to heal myself.

All this just makes me more anxious for the advent of immersive virtual reality so that I can perhaps gain a little insight into this kind of profound spiritual awakening that is so far outside my personal experience.

5 Slang: Vulgar. the vagina.

Yes, but that metaphor is surely about sexual attraction. It seems a little odd to use it in this context. Perhaps I’m overthinking it.

“I swooned that honeypot like a dog!”

If I was visited by an ancestor, I would hope their wisdom would be more useful.

If you haven’t had bacterial vaginosis for 8 months you don’t get to judge the usefulness of ancestral wisdom.

I just had a helluva shock.

First, the main part of the news:

Bannon Goes to War With House Republicans, Wants Primary Opponents for MTG, Jim Jordan, and Others Over Debt Vote

Bannon, whose War Room podcast is highly influential with the MAGA base, declared that in the “Republican Party, those 149 who voted for it, all have to be primaried.”

Well, we all knew the rabid hyenas would be serving one another up as appetizers as things started to fall apart. No surprise there.

Here’s where you want to buy the Brain Bleach in bulk at Costco:

[Marjorie Taylor] Greene, who was also on the list, reportedly texted Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) that she had enough with Bannon’s flame-throwing inside the GOP. “Steve and I aren’t getting back together and if he keeps it up I’ll take the house and kids. I hope you send it to Steve. Because I’m done,” Greene reportedly texted Gaetz.

Oh. Oh, Lordy…

The end sentence of that article about the text:

In other words, Greene is just calling for some decorum.

Is she seriously saying that she had an affair with that fat slob Bannon? And has kids with him? Whuutt?? I must be reading it wrong.

Maybe it’s a metaphor? Another way to say she’ll win bigly? I don’t know either.

Yes dammit. Come on, people, don’t act taylorgreene.

Just imagine their sex tape. Ha!

Now why in the world would anybody want to do that?

:nauseated_face:

MTG would be on her cellphone asking Trump what she should do next, hoping that Bannon’s cellphone isn’t about to ring.

Who uses tape these days? It’s all digital.
As for the duct tape, it wouldn’t stick to the grease.

I’ll take the (H)ouse and kids is quite clever.

The part about removing toxic people from her life invites a certain amount of ridicule, however.

My favorite MTG moments are when there’s breaks, and everyone is just milling around on the House floor, and MTG comes up on a cluster of guys talking. One might acknowledge her, and then turn back to the circle, and leave her standing there, looking up at their shoulders.

That’s what was so confusing about it. “Clever” isn’t her regular MO.