# "Conjugation" of adjectives game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595 "2002-12-30T01:55:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/1 "2002-12-30T01:55:48Z")
I am strong-willed. You are stubborn. He is a pig-headed fool. I am trim. You are skinny. She is a bag of bones. I am trusting. You are naive. He is a sucker. I am serially monogamus. You are promiscuous. She is a bloody rutting slut. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/2 "2002-12-30T01:57:23Z")
I am witty. You are a half-wit. He is witless. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/3 "2002-12-30T02:13:45Z")
I am big-boned. You are fat. She is Anna Nicole. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/4 "2002-12-30T02:21:43Z")
I am stylish. You are trendy. She is a fashion slut. _or_ I am stylish. You are foppish. He is a prancing ninny. [ ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/5 "2002-12-30T07:37:53Z")
_ **Comic Books** _ I am rediscovering my childhood. You are stuck in the past. He is a fanboy. _ **Fan Fiction** _ I am exercizing my creativity. You are taking that show _way_ too seriously. She is a Mary Sue. _ **Drug Use** _ I have an addictive personality. You are hooked through the bag. (Thanks, **Qadgop**!) He is a junkie. _ **Sex** _ I am adventurous. You are promiscuous. She is a slut. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/6 "2002-12-30T07:41:15Z")
I am gay, he is a homosexual, you are a queen. ---
**Author:** ![SparrowHawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@SparrowHawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SparrowHawk)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/7 "2002-12-30T08:05:55Z")
I am casual. You are messy. She’s a slob. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/8 "2002-12-30T08:21:02Z")
I am sensuous You are kinky He is a pervert ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/9 "2002-12-30T14:53:33Z")
I am smart. You are clever. He is too clever by half. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/10 "2002-12-30T16:36:51Z")
I am careful. You are meticulous. He is a control freak. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/11 "2002-12-30T16:39:52Z")
I am eccentric. You are nuts. He is a raving lunatic. ---
**Author:** ![Leifsmama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a698b9/32.png) [@Leifsmama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leifsmama)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/12 "2002-12-30T16:46:48Z")
I am polite. You are easily taken advantage of. She is a door mat. I am tired. You are run down. She’s gone to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/13 "2002-12-30T17:32:38Z")
I am an incompetent piece of dog shit You are a little confused He is probably better at this than I am… ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/14 "2002-12-30T18:23:27Z")
I’m assertive. You’re a little pushy sometimes. She’s a royal bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/15 "2002-12-30T19:47:29Z")
I’m popular You’re easy. She gets more action than a public toilet. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/16 "2002-12-30T21:27:02Z")
I’m curvaceous. You could stand to lose a few pounds. He’s a freaking blimp. I forgot to brush my teeth. You need a breath mint. His breath could peel paint. I surf the Web when things get a bit slow at work. You sure spend a lot of time online. She doesn’t do a damn thing except read the SDMB all day. ---
**Author:** ![Golden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e79b87/32.png) [@Golden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Golden)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/17 "2012-10-07T16:27:02Z")
I am open minded. You are flexible. He flip-flops. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conjugation-of-adjectives-game/145595/18 "2012-10-07T16:34:39Z")
I find additional wit in a subject when all others were exhausted. You are a day late and a dollar short. He has revived a zombie when half the original contributors have long since quit the board.