# Consecutive threads revisited **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 21, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239 "2000-04-21T14:20:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/1 "2000-04-21T14:20:00Z")
Rather than resurrecting one of the lengthy old ones, I thought I’d just start a new thread, because there have been some very good examples lately. My recent favorite? From MPSIMS: “Who here is queer?” “Who wants a job?” I thought that was illegal in most states. * * * Give me immortality, or give me death! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/2 "2000-04-21T14:23:00Z")
What’s the longest you’ve gone w/o sex? Things you want but don’t exist. ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/3 "2000-04-21T16:45:00Z")
Who here is queer? I’ll just let you in on a little secret. I feed my child rat milk. So? Things you want, but don’t exist. Naked People and Beer! * * * Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – _another custom design by the mind of Wally_ A man said to the universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the universe, “The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.” – Stephen Crane ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/4 "2000-04-21T16:51:00Z")
Not funny, but fitting. “What will get you banned?” “Threats against the SDMB.” * * * JMCJ “Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/5 "2000-04-21T16:55:00Z")
This was briefly over in GQ: “What’s going to happen if I don’t pay my taxes?” “Guns in violin cases.” ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/6 "2000-04-21T16:56:00Z")
Breakfast recipes for office party Nasty practical jokes for fun and revenge. heheheh Too funny. HUGS! Sqrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/7 "2000-04-21T16:56:00Z")
Breakfast Recipes for Office party Nasty Practical Jokes for fun or revenge. * * * **TMR** _If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley right around the corner._ ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/8 "2000-04-21T16:59:00Z")
Whoa, simulpost. On refreshing the thread list, I saw: Breakfast Recipes for Office party What part of the bunny do you eat first? * * * **TMR** _If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley right around the corner._ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/9 "2000-04-22T05:03:00Z")
“Avoiding speeding tickets” and “Naked people and beer” ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/10 "2000-04-21T22:38:00Z")
From ATMB: Hey, I have an idea for Comments on Cecil’s Columns Threats to the SDMB ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/11 "2000-05-11T21:34:34Z")
OK, had to resurrect this sinking thread for this – four consecutive threads from MPSIMS that pretty much say it all about the new John Travolta movie: - My dog is sick … is Michelle around? - this is it, I’m going to die - Battlefield Earth - You think it’s funny, but … ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/12 "2000-05-11T21:38:43Z")
Friend wants to be a prostitute Help a lonely guy out ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/13 "2000-05-11T22:49:52Z")
She’s coming!! She’s coming!! You think it’s funny, but… An Ode To Drain Bead ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/14 "2000-05-11T22:53:54Z")
Friend wants to be a prostitute Bill Gates’ 11 rules ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consecutive-threads-revisited/16239/15 "2000-05-11T23:48:51Z")
This one has cropped up on several separate occasions: my sexual encounter with a physiotherapist bah