# Conseptual paraphernalia (and pets)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832 "2014-06-15T17:01:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/1 "2014-06-15T17:01:51Z")

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Occam has a [razor](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor).  
Schrödinger has a [cat](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat).  
Damocles has a [sword](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damocles).

Any other examples?

(Yeah, I’m prepared for this to be a fairly short thread.)

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/2 "2014-06-15T17:03:11Z")

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Pavlov has a dog.

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/3 "2014-06-15T17:06:26Z")

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Maxwell has a demon.

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**Author:** ![Specklebang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Specklebang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Specklebang)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/4 "2014-06-15T17:40:59Z")

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The Devil has a dictionary  
Maxwell traded his demon for a silver hammer  
Murphy has a law  
Bears have woods  
Mary has a little lamb

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/5 "2014-06-16T02:09:39Z")

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I am not quite sure what the rules are meant to be here, but:

Turing has a machine  
as does von Neuman  
Eratosthenes has a sieve  
Buridan has an ass (Hey! It means donkey, OK?)  
Hume has a fork  
Liebniz has a mill  
Searle has a Chinese room  
Huxley has a steam whistle  
Bacon had a whole bunch of idols

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/6 "2014-06-16T03:14:09Z")

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Theseus has a ship

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/7 "2014-06-16T13:30:14Z")

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My grandfather had an ax.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/8 "2014-06-16T13:39:33Z")

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> [@BlackKnight](#):
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> Theseus has a ship

And Freud has a slip.

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**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/9 "2014-06-16T13:43:58Z")

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[Morton](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton's_fork) also has a fork.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/10 "2014-06-16T13:51:56Z")

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> [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](#):
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> [Morton](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton's_fork) also has a fork.

And as I am reminded by the link in that article:

Procrustes has a bed.

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**Author:** ![gracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@gracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gracer)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/11 "2014-06-16T14:04:42Z")

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Archimedes had a bathtub.

(Does it count if it’s not a part of a phrase? I’m also not entirely clear on the rules. 😛 It’s still “paraphernalia” he needed for his “concept”…)

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/12 "2014-06-16T14:09:32Z")

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Moore has his 'slaw… Something about cabbage and computing.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/13 "2014-06-16T17:32:08Z")

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Shanks has a mare.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/14 "2014-06-16T17:35:46Z")

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[Gyges had a ring.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of_Gyges)

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/15 "2014-06-16T18:01:44Z")

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> [@gracer](#):
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> Archimedes had a bathtub.
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> (Does it count if it’s not a part of a phrase? I’m also not entirely clear on the rules. 😛 It’s still “paraphernalia” he needed for his “concept”…)

He also had a screw.

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**Author:** ![Silvorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Silvorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silvorange)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/16 "2014-06-16T22:56:59Z")

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Pandora has a box.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/17 "2014-06-16T23:48:36Z")

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> [@phouka](#):
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> My grandfather had an ax.

As did Lizzy Borden.

[Duff has a Device.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duff's_device)

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**Author:** ![Lightlystarched](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Lightlystarched](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightlystarched)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/18 "2014-06-17T00:32:28Z")

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Russell has a teapot.

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**Author:** ![andrewm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@andrewm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewm)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/19 "2014-06-17T00:55:28Z")

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Zeno has a pair o’ ducks.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conseptual-paraphernalia-and-pets/690832/20 "2014-06-17T01:03:43Z")

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Mrs. O’Leary has a cow.

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