# Consequences of penis enhancement

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consequences-of-penis-enhancement/330820>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [November 13, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consequences-of-penis-enhancement/330820 "2005-11-13T04:02:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![George\_Kaplin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@George\_Kaplin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/George_Kaplin)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consequences-of-penis-enhancement/330820/21 "2005-11-16T02:04:25Z")

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I wonder how much they had to pay the dude at the bottom of that page. “Hi. I used to be hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petit pois but now I can teabag from across the _room_”

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consequences-of-penis-enhancement/330820/22 "2005-11-16T03:54:19Z")

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:::finally drops in to read thread that for some reason persists on 1st page::

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> Suppose it really was possible to reliably increase the erect length and girth of penises to the same degree that breast augmentation is currently. What would be the consequences?

Well, for one thing, you’d be stuck with this oversize penis. Unless, I suppose, you started off really and truly needing the surgery-or-whatever.

Methinks it could be worse. What if you needed penis _reduction_ surgery?

Whazzat? Just got smaller on its own? How’d that happen?

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**Author:** ![Airblairxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Airblairxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airblairxxx)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consequences-of-penis-enhancement/330820/23 "2005-11-16T14:11:59Z")

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> [@George Kaplin](#):
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> I wonder how much they had to pay the dude at the bottom of that page. “Hi. I used to be hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petit pois but now I can teabag from across the _room_”

He is a guy. He probably paid them.

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