# "Conservapedia": The Right's answer to Wikipedia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 5, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731 "2007-03-05T22:04:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Alistair\_McCello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Alistair\_McCello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alistair_McCello)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/221 "2007-03-16T17:43:04Z")

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Ok, here he does it again… I’m starting to think that I can’t accept this guy as a serious scholar.

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> and then a brilliant ruler name Hammurabi took power as the sixth king of Babylon from 1792 to 1750 B.C.
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> He created a system of justice by promulgating an elaborate code of law (the Code of Hammurabi, or Hammurabi’s Code). The code imposed harsh punishment of “an eye for an eye,” and lower classes of people received harsher punishment than higher classes of people. If you broke the bone of a “free man” (non-slave), then the punishment was to break one of your bones. That was simple and effective, and the Old Testament uses a similar approach in some ways (who used this first?).

Who used it first? I’m guessing the one that was written about 250 years earlier than the Old Testament.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/222 "2025-10-01T14:43:31Z")

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Here comes Conservapedia 2.0

> **[Elon Musk's Wikipedia Competitor Is Going to Be a Disaster](https://gizmodo.com/elon-musks-wikipedia-competitor-is-going-to-be-a-disaster-2000665751)**
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> Remember when Grok praised Adolf Hitler?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/223 "2025-10-01T19:04:00Z")

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You do you, bro, but when I clicked on the thread, I was directed to post #23, and it took me an hour to read through 199 posts to catch myself up (an endeavor I still struggle to justify).

My _bonhomie_ toward you as a fellow Doper compels me to express the hope that your revivification of the thread has got legs. At the same time, I’m not holding my breath.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/224 "2025-10-01T19:41:44Z")

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I just checked and Conservapedia is still up and running.

They seem to be aiming more for recent news now rather than covering all human knowledge. Their front page is links to stories “the MSM isn’t fully covering”. Like how evil Ukraine is and how the NFL is fighting against Christianity and how the Biden FBI promoted the George Floyd riots.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/225 "2025-10-01T19:46:14Z")

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Musk: Yeah well I’m going to make my own wikipedia with blackjack and hookers.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/226 "2025-10-01T20:22:27Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> Yeah well I’m going to make my own wikipedia with blackjack and hookers

and forget the wikipedia.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/227 "2025-10-24T06:05:20Z")

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> [@Una\_Persson](#):
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> I’m telling you, some day I’m going to get my black velvet painting of Jesus riding a stegosaurus and twirling a lasso. And on that day, I will be happy.

Dinosaur Cowboy Jesus!

It’s the best thing I’ve read today.

Nice to see you on here again btw.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/228 "2025-10-24T06:14:42Z")

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I think that post is from March 2007.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/229 "2025-10-24T08:09:13Z")

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I just felt that the imagery had to be celebrated.

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/230 "2025-10-24T15:08:35Z")

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[![](https://i.imgur.com/pTqlcMp.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/pTqlcMp.png)

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/231 "2025-10-24T15:23:34Z")

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Excuse me but does that dino have [mammalian protuberances](https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-our-big-prize-tonight-is-fifty-american-dollars-to-the-girl-with-the-most-exciting-mammalian-frank-zappa-98-86-96.jpg) or what are those poking out there?

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/232 "2025-10-24T15:25:44Z")

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I used Perchance (not very good but completely free, no signup, and no restrictions- at all- you want Trump-Putin gay porn? go right ahead) and I rushed.

This one is a bit better

[![](https://i.imgur.com/VMmXXx1.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/VMmXXx1.png)

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservapedia-the-rights-answer-to-wikipedia/394731/233 "2025-10-24T16:16:40Z")

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and the blackjack

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