# Conservative beer? **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [April 14, 2023, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671 "2023-04-14T14:45:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/1 "2023-04-14T14:45:03Z")
Mods, move this if needed. Apparently, a conservative schmuck from Georgia has started [Conservative Dad’s Ultraright Beer](https://ultrarightbeer.com/). ($19.99 per 6 pack. Not available in several states. See website for details.) There are already a lot of articles about this, at least one saying [it can’t be real.](https://www.indy100.com/viral/ultra-right-wing-beer-parody) I don’t know if it’s real or not, but the Daily Beast reports [it may not be legal.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/anti-woke-ultra-right-beer-entire-business-model-may-be-illegal-expert-says) > But, according to its website, it brews and cans its beverages in Illinois, a state that bans its breweries from selling beer directly to consumers. _Crain’s Chicago Business_ also reported on Thursday that Illinois requires its brewers to register their labels and become licensed beer retailers before they can hawk their products in the state. The website’s real, but that doesn’t mean the product is. Or even if the product’s real, it may flop. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/2 "2023-04-14T14:50:34Z")
It’s fake. Their “business model” violates so many state and Federal laws it will never fly. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/3 "2023-04-14T14:50:43Z")
The website was registered a week ago and for only a year. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/4 "2023-04-14T14:56:01Z")
Note that even the guy who is “selling” it says that it’s only being sold in May. > [@Leo\_Krupe](#): > > a conservative schmuck from Georgia He’s not just “a conservative schmuck from Georgia”. He’s the former director of Donald Trump’s 2016 Georgia campaign. > **["Ultra Right Beer" creator says he's already received "thousands" of orders](https://www.newsweek.com/ultra-right-beer-creator-already-received-thousands-orders-1794225)** > > Seth Weathers, the former director of Trump's 2016 Georgia campaign, created a "100% woke free" beer after Bud Light gave a sponsorship deal to Dylan Mulvaney. So obviously this guy has a history of grifting. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/5 "2023-04-14T16:18:41Z")
I have a case of Bud Lite Lime that someone once brought and I can’t get rid of or find a use for. Is there anyway I can rebrand this as “Bud Rite Conservative Caucus Citrus Brew” and sell it for an exorbitant amount of money? Stranger ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/6 "2023-04-14T16:22:56Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > can’t get rid of or find a use for. Surely you have a drain or two that needs cleaning. Or, if you are feeling puckish, hand a 6 pack to the next guys you see panhandling at a freeway off ramp. The look on their faces should keep you laughing for hours. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/7 "2023-04-14T16:28:29Z")
I’m afraid the beer would just eat through the pipes like the xenomorph blood. Plus, I wouldn’t want to get any of it on me. I wouldn’t treat the homeless that way, even the guys who knock on my window. I’m pretty sure that offering someone Bud Lite Lime is a war crime, or at least an offense against nature. I did offer it up once to a poster who was offering to go away if people gave him money but was rebuffed. I’m honestly not sure if anyone has ever actually drank this battery fluid or if all of it just gets ‘regifted’ when people need to bring beer to some party that they don’t really want to go to. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/8 "2023-04-14T16:43:27Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > I have a case of Bud Lite Lime that someone once brought and I can’t get rid of or find a use for. Is there anyway I can rebrand this as “Bud Rite Conservative Caucus Citrus Brew” and sell it for an exorbitant amount of money? Print out a lot of Coors Light labels, slap them on the cans, and then market it as “Detransitioned beer”. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/9 "2023-04-14T16:45:24Z")
These labels? 😛 [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fs5gT4YWYAIX8yM.jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fs5gT4YWYAIX8yM.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/10 "2023-04-14T16:47:00Z")
You could try finding someone who [wants to do a stupid Kid Rock-type stunt.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.billboard.com/culture/pride/stephen-colbert-mocks-kid-rock-bud-light-video-1235301639/amp/) Ask for a premium price! ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/11 "2023-04-14T16:58:34Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > These labels? 😛 Yes, exactly. Don’t go trying to make sense of it, we’re grifting here. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/12 "2023-04-14T17:00:05Z")
Introducing Trump Lite! A crisp, refreshing lager for those who grab life by the pussy. Make Alcoholism Great Again! ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/13 "2023-04-14T17:17:38Z")
Man, Coors used to be the ultraright beer. What is this world even coming to? ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/14 "2023-04-14T17:21:22Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Man, Coors used to be the ultraright beer. What is this world even coming to? Protecting our precious bodily fluids; this is why I only drink rain water and pure grain alcohol. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/15 "2023-04-14T23:42:26Z")
Mandrake, in the name of Her Majesty and the Continental Congress come here and feed me this belt, boy! ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/16 "2023-04-14T23:46:35Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > Protecting our precious bodily fluids; this is why I only drink rain water and pure grain alcohol. And even then… > **[Trendy “raw water” source under bird’s nest sparks diarrheal outbreak](https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/04/trendy-raw-water-source-under-birds-nest-sparks-diarrheal-outbreak/)** > > Health officials would like to remind you that drinking untreated water is a bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/17 "2023-04-15T00:35:32Z")
As one article points out, they’re being notably cagey about who brews the beer except that it’s in “northern Illinois”. What brewery is there in northern Illinois that does a lot of contract brews like this? Goose Island - an Anheuser-Busch subsidiary. He’s charging idiots five times as much for worse beer from the same company they’re performatively outraged by in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/18 "2023-04-15T00:38:50Z")
Eh, they deserve to be scammed. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/19 "2023-04-15T01:13:11Z")
Man, the Busch family (or whoever owns the company now) must find this absolutely hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671/20 "2023-04-15T02:57:43Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > I have a case of Bud Lite Lime that someone once brought and I can’t get rid of or find a use for. Wasn’t there a thread a few weeks ago from a Doper who lost a bet and was looking for the most obnoxious beer in the world to pay it? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative-beer/982671.md?page=2)