# conservative

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative/105717>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 26, 2002, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative/105717 "2002-04-26T04:42:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![dukie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@dukie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dukie)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative/105717/1 "2002-04-26T04:42:28Z")

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I am not really a liberal or conservative but I have a friend who is very conservative and sometimes we get into arguments and i wish i knew some one liners or some jokes that i could use to make fun of conservative people…specially really conservative people. Anway…if you know any…please reply.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative/105717/2 "2002-04-26T05:53:20Z")

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The GQ forum is for questions with factual answers. I’ll move this thread to MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative/105717/3 "2002-04-26T08:01:41Z")

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“A conservative is a man who has both feet planted firmly on the ground–which renders him incapable of any forward movement.”  
–anonymous

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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative/105717/4 "2002-04-26T08:13:09Z")

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A whole websites worth:

[http://pearly23.tripod.com/htmls/conservative-jokes.html](http://pearly23.tripod.com/htmls/conservative-jokes.html)

Gp

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative/105717/5 "2002-04-26T13:09:48Z")

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What’s the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a dirigible.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conservative/105717/6 "2002-04-26T20:56:41Z")

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It won’t work, conservatives don’t have a sense of humor. 😉