# Consistency and texture of dried urine **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [April 14, 2004, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consistency-and-texture-of-dried-urine/239923 "2004-04-14T05:14:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RadioactiveGayBabyWhale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@RadioactiveGayBabyWhale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioactiveGayBabyWhale)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consistency-and-texture-of-dried-urine/239923/1 "2004-04-14T05:14:36Z")
Mmmkay, so last night I was over at a friend’s house and got fairly drunk. He had, uh, taken a lot of money from me at poker, and I wasn’t real happy. I left to walk home. As I walked right past his car, I noticed a major swelling in my bladder. I think we all know what happened next. Unfortunately my aim was much better than my poker game, and I thoroughly nailed the car door handle. My question is, how noticeable do you think the dried urine would be eight hours later? I feel rather like a royal shit, and I’m seriously hoping that it didn’t leave a sticky mess, and that he wont put two and two together to get my drunk ass peeing on his car. It rained this afternoon, so I think anything left is gone now. Anyone have any idea/ direct experience in this area? ---
**Author:** ![Tokyo\_Mann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@Tokyo\_Mann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tokyo_Mann)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consistency-and-texture-of-dried-urine/239923/2 "2004-04-14T06:59:33Z")
Unless you are consistantly a better aim than I am, the the toilet rim seems to be a place where you can find the answer. Have to say that I always clean it without touching it with my bare hands, so you’re on your own.