# Constitutional rights we all should have.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/constitutional-rights-we-all-should-have/754087
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 6, 2016, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/constitutional-rights-we-all-should-have/754087 "2016-05-06T18:42:19Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2016, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/constitutional-rights-we-all-should-have/754087/61 "2016-05-11T01:48:57Z")

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> [@NeonMadman](#):
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> Not a problem. Truth isn’t determined by popular vote. 😉

My note means to end all discussion after it, not “get in one last parting shot or point”. Do not do this again or make any post regarding this in this topic beyond here.

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2016, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/constitutional-rights-we-all-should-have/754087/62 "2016-05-11T01:54:13Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Well, if I make the right generic, as in “one pint of ice cream”, then the lactose intolerant people will be up in arms.
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> So, what would be an equivalent substitute for a right to ice cream, so those who can’t enjoy the ice cream will be able to have something else?

Let them eat cake.

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### Author: ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/constitutional-rights-we-all-should-have/754087/63 "2016-05-11T17:44:17Z")

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The right to call a baby an asshole if its behaving like an asshole

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### Author: ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2016, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/constitutional-rights-we-all-should-have/754087/64 "2016-05-11T21:46:39Z")

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We should have the right to commit every person elected to high office into an asylum for the criminally insane. On the first Wednesday in November.

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