# \*contest\* Who's the most Egotistical? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278 "2000-09-06T21:07:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/1 "2000-09-06T21:07:50Z")
I will be the first entrant. I once had a wet dream, in the dream I was masturbating! YOUR TURN! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/2 "2000-09-06T21:09:39Z")
…that should read… I once had a wet dream. In that dream I was masturbating. …sorry, that was bothering me. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/3 "2000-09-06T21:09:55Z")
I submit that once **iampunha** gets here, the thread be summarily locked, since it will be no contest from there forward. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/4 "2000-09-06T21:25:05Z")
I agree with Mr. Cynical. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/5 "2000-09-06T21:29:41Z")
I bet **thinksnow** could give **iampunha** a run for his money. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/6 "2000-09-06T21:35:23Z")
I am. For proof, see my 500th post extravaganza starting in about 30 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/7 "2000-09-06T21:42:58Z")
I second that Silver\_Fire. I think iampunha should win hands down, no contest. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/8 "2000-09-06T21:49:06Z")
…y’all arn’t playing right… ---
**Author:** ![Ambumax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Ambumax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambumax)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/9 "2000-09-06T22:00:06Z")
\*\*I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!! BOW BEFORE ME PUNY DOPERS! I SHALL MAKE THE SEAS BOIL WITH BLOOD AND THE RAIN SHALL BE AS FIRE UPON THE LAND! ALL WHO OPPOSE ME SHALL BE VANQUISHED IN A STORM OF FURIOUS LIGHTNING! THERE CAN BE NO CONTEST!\*\* Oh, most egoTISTical, not most egoMANIACal. Sorry. * * * Ambumax - Now with 33% more exclamation points!!! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/10 "2000-09-06T23:52:20Z")
I have won this game. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/11 "2000-09-07T00:05:17Z")
This game sucks… who thought up this suck suck game? Anybody have a new game? ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/12 "2000-09-07T00:08:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ambumax \* > \*\ ***I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!** > \*\* [Hijack} Where Does that line come from? I recently heard it on a Prodigy(the band not the isp) cd. I know I have heard it before, but I cant seem to remember.[/Hijack] But Anywhoo, you all are only playing for second place. I have the biggest ego, after all, I was the one that had the aduacity to post all them smileys to Chiefie, and I have the biggest male piece of anatomy too. I keep it in my closet. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/13 "2000-09-07T00:13:04Z")
I can’t believe you subhumans haven’t mentioned me yet. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/14 "2000-09-07T00:19:25Z")
> [@](#): > > I have the biggest male piece of anatomy too. > > I keep it in my closet. :::purring Mae West voice and hip-roll::: I always admire a man with abundant closet space and a forklift. Okay, **Imapunha** is a front-runner, but he’s just the most blatant egotist around. Noise does not substance make. On second thought, it ain’t a bad indicator either. Veb ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/15 "2000-09-07T00:35:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fnord1966 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Ambumax \* > > \*\ ***I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!** > > \*\* > > [Hijack} > Where Does that line come from? I recently heard it on a Prodigy(the band not the isp) cd. I know I have heard it before, but I cant seem to remember.[/Hijack] > \*\* There is a song from the early seventies, later remade by the Who, that begins that way \*I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, AND I BRING YOU… fire (ba bum bum bum) I bid you to burn (ba bum bum bum) fire (ba bum bum bum) mumble mumble learn (ba bum bum bum) \* For the life of me I can’t remember the band right now though. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/16 "2000-09-07T00:39:27Z")
Fire Crazy World Of Arthur Brown I am the god of hell fire and I bring you: Fire, I’ll take you to burn. Fire, I’ll take you to learn. I’ll see you burn! You fought hard and you saved and learned, but all of it’s going to burn. And your mind, your tiny mind, you know you’ve really been so blind. Now 's your time burn your mind. You’re falling far too far behind. Oh no, oh no, oh no, you gonna burn! Fire, to destroy all you’ve done. Fire, to end all you’ve become. I’ll feel you burn! You’ve been living like a little girl, in the middle of your little world. And your mind, your tiny mind, you know you’ve really been so blind. Now 's your time burn your mind, you’re falling far too far behind. Sorry for the jijack, back to the battling egos… ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/17 "2000-09-07T00:41:34Z")
Thank you very much, I probably heard the Who version. Oh BTW, happy 600 xizor. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/18 "2000-09-07T00:44:06Z")
You’re ALL wrong. It’s ME! I don’t have to prove it. I just am. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/19 "2000-09-07T01:01:16Z")
Humming a musical ditty: I love me I’m wild about myself I love me, my pictures on the shelf… la la la la la la la Yes yes yes I am **TOO GOOD!** ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/20 "2000-09-07T02:47:34Z")
Oh, it certainly isn’t me. I’m the most kind, loving, mild, gentle, considerate, caring, giving, and **humble** person you’d ever meet in your life. :::strolls away, head bowed low, wondering just how much of that crap they bought::: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278.md?page=2)