# \*contest\* Who's the most Egotistical? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278 "2000-09-06T21:07:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/21 "2000-09-07T05:09:09Z")
It’s a tossup between Silo and SkySlash. ---
**Author:** ![dev](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@dev](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dev)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/22 "2000-09-07T06:47:29Z")
me me me! its all about me! ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/23 "2000-09-07T06:51:38Z")
Persephone: BWWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAA That was good… ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/24 "2000-09-07T06:59:20Z")
I’m too shy and reserved to be egotistical. Must be due to all the teasing. But they will learn. They **ALWAYS** learn. Heh heh heh. Oh and I nominate… umm… i dunno…aha i guess… ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/25 "2000-09-07T13:01:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* > \*\*I can’t believe you subhumans haven’t mentioned me yet. \*\* I hadn’t submitted my vote yet silly man!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/26 "2000-09-07T14:23:59Z")
I am an artist, but only of self-portraits. No other subject is worthy of my talents. I had children just to see if I could replicate myself. It didn’t work due to the inferior genetics of the egg donors. My lovers wear a suit of mirrors so that I, too, can see just how good I am. I’m so vain that I _do_ think that song is about me. I recently completed a 10 week team building exercise. Alone. You are nothing more than a sock puppet who exists at my leisure. I have the only vote. I win. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/27 "2000-09-07T15:07:06Z")
I’ve already won this freekin thing…I’m a broadcaster. My head has to be supported with iron beams…I fall apart at any criticism…I am the greatest…buy very insecure about my greatness. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/28 "2000-09-07T15:09:51Z")
THANK YOU DR J!!! And NippleMan too! WHOO HOO! Finally somebody got it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/29 "2000-09-07T15:28:53Z")
The writer Annie Lamott once identified the type of egotistical species I am: The Egomaniac with low self-esteem. Or, as she put it, The piece of sh\*t that the rest of the world revolves around. I realize I am not “playing right”, but I do think I deserve my own category. I can be Queen Sh\*t of Turd Hill. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/30 "2000-09-07T15:35:13Z")
It is good that you capitalized my name. It is not good that you abbreviated. I am “Doctor Jackson, Sir” to you. Never mix another name in a post with mine. Ever. Never use an inclusive term like “somebody” to group me with anyone else. The correct terminology would be: > [@](#): > > WOO HOO! Doctor Jackson, Sir, immediately, completely and thoroughly understood the meaning of the original post. He posted, as is to be expected, a salient and witty reply. Some sock puppet then followed Doctor Jackson, Sir’s, excellent reply with a lame attempt at immitation. All our thanks and admiratioin are due Doctor Jackson, Sir, for allowing himself to be bothered by our trivial matters. I see that I have made you happy. I do not care. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/31 "2000-09-07T15:55:04Z")
I’m so good, God screams my name during sex. I have nude paintings in my library, of ME. The Earth doesn’t revolve around the sun, it revolves around ME. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278/32 "2000-09-07T16:25:27Z")
My shit don’t stink! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contest-whos-the-most-egotistical/32278.md?page=1)