# Contestant # 3, dirty pool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 18, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459 "2004-12-18T02:04:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/1 "2004-12-18T02:04:30Z")

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Ok this is my FIRST time ever pitting another member. (deep breath).

In this thread,

> **[Another kellibelli thread deleted?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=3414)**
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> Is it just me or wasn’t there a thread out here in the Pit that was started by kellibelli that existed just a couple of hours ago? I’m pretty sure that I posted to it! Damm! Did she get censored AGAIN??? Up to and including the point at which I...

**Contestant # 3** complains about a thread being deleted and neglects to check with the OP ( **kellibelli** ) of that thread, and neglects to simply ask the moderator why.

Then when someone ( **Auraseer** ) calls him on it, and makes a related point (valid or not),\*\* Contestant # 3\*\*, apparently having no other arguments left, picks on \*\*Auraseer’s \*\* signature and starts making fun of the Wiccan religion, of magic and fantasy, drags in D&D players, and generally makes it seem like everyone is at fault but him.

Then \*\*kellibelli \*\* comes in, and points out she asked for it to be removed. Is C #3 content? Fuck, no. He goes on to say:

> [@Contestant #3](#):
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> \*\*Auraseer \*\* is obviously a fraud as a witch

This is disgusting, dirty pool. Why does this not fall under the “being a jerk” rule?

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/2 "2004-12-18T02:08:59Z")

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Some moron is going around bumping old threads, propably one you read. Contestant #3 isn’t even a poster anymore (notice no post count).

I wouldn’t worry about it.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/3 "2004-12-18T02:09:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> This is disgusting, dirty pool. Why does this not fall under the “being a jerk” rule?

Perhaps because the thread is more than five years old?

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/4 "2004-12-18T02:09:28Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
>
> Ok this is my FIRST time ever pitting another member. (deep breath).
> 
> In this thread,
> 
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=3414](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=3414)
> 
> **Contestant # 3** complains about a thread being deleted and neglects to check with the OP ( **kellibelli** ) of that thread, and neglects to simply ask the moderator why.
> 
> Then when someone ( **Auraseer** ) calls him on it, and makes a related point (valid or not),\*\* Contestant # 3\*\*, apparently having no other arguments left, picks on \*\*Auraseer’s \*\* signature and starts making fun of the Wiccan religion, of magic and fantasy, drags in D&D players, and generally makes it seem like everyone is at fault but him.
> 
> Then \*\*kellibelli \*\* comes in, and points out she asked for it to be removed. Is C #3 content? Fuck, no. He goes on to say:  
> This is disgusting, dirty pool. Why does this not fall under the “being a jerk” rule?

Did you notice that that thread is over 5 years old? It’s a zombie thread (and a good example of why resurrectiong ancient threads is frowned on, since many of those posters are long gone).

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/5 "2004-12-18T02:09:57Z")

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Well, I’m certainly not _worried_.

I just thought it was not very nice. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/6 "2004-12-18T02:09:59Z")

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Have a look at the date of **Contestant # 3** ’s post. I think you’re wasting your time.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/7 "2004-12-18T02:11:01Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Perhaps because the thread is more than five years old?
> 
> :rolleyes:

Sorry kids. Guess I deserved the rolleyes.

Deepest apologies. _bows_

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/8 "2004-12-18T02:11:02Z")

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Sorry, beaten to the punch, move along.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/9 "2004-12-18T02:11:12Z")

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Uh… **Anaamika**?

Here’s a quarter, buy a clue.

**Contestant** hasn’t posted here since 1999.

Some dipshit named **YellowDog** dreged up an old thread.

I predict **YellowDog** has no future here.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/10 "2004-12-18T02:11:26Z")

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On second thought, my response was kinda snarky. Sorry, **Anaamika** , I shouldn’t have included the :rolleyes: .

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/11 "2004-12-18T02:13:26Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Here’s a quarter, buy a clue.

But…but…I usually get them for only 5 cents! I can buy 5 for this!

I’m surprised to get scolded by Bosda…he’s always been so nice to me. I must have been \*really \* bad. I’ll go sit in the corner now.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/12 "2004-12-18T02:15:46Z")

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There, there. It happens to everybody. Well, most people. Some, anyway.

Okay, just you.

We always thought you were special… :dubious:

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/13 "2004-12-18T02:16:09Z")

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I would email **Lynn** and ask her to kill this thread. She’ll need all the help she can get cleaning up **Yellolwdog** ’s brown mess.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/14 "2004-12-18T02:16:19Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Well, I’m certainly not _worried_.

Well, that’s good. Incidentally, Contestant #3 was banned, then later reinstated under a new name. But his reincarnation hasn’t posted for almost a year and a half.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/15 "2004-12-18T02:17:23Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> But…but…I usually get them for only 5 cents! I can buy 5 for this!
> 
> I’m surprised to get scolded by Bosda…he’s always been so nice to me. I must have been \*really \* bad. I’ll go sit in the corner now.

\<hug\>

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/16 "2004-12-18T02:19:07Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
>
> There, there. It happens to everybody. Well, most people. Some, anyway.
> 
> Okay, just you.
> 
> We always thought you were special… :dubious:

Can I have a hug?

> [@World Eater](#):
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> I would email Lynn and ask her to kill this thread.

Doing it right now. Lynn, if you somehow see this before I get the e-mail out, could you kill it?

On preview, I see \*\*Bosda \*\* has forgiven me. I’m so happy! I can rejoin the flock! \<hug\>

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**Author:** ![JDeMobray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@JDeMobray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JDeMobray)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/17 "2004-12-18T02:19:18Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Well, that’s good. Incidentally, Contestant #3 was banned, then later reinstated under a new name. But his reincarnation hasn’t posted for almost a year and a half.

\*[singing]\*Still trolling, after all these years. . .

There has got to be some kind of [special scoring](http://www.criticalmiss.com/issue9/troll3.html) for a troll can still pick up new replys, to say nothing of a new thread five years later. 😃

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**Author:** ![JDeMobray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@JDeMobray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JDeMobray)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contestant-3-dirty-pool/280459/18 "2004-12-18T02:20:35Z")

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> [@JDeMobray](#):
>
> \*[singing]\*Still trolling, after all these years. . .
> 
> There has got to be some kind of [special scoring](http://www.criticalmiss.com/issue9/troll3.html) for a troll can still pick up new replys, to say nothing of a new thread five years later. 😃

Damnit, I posted the link to the wrong page: [Critical Miss: Issue 9 (Troll: The Provoking)](http://www.criticalmiss.com/issue9/troll2.html)

Aarrgh.
