# Contribute to another story... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 6, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284 "2000-08-06T00:50:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/21 "2000-08-06T19:43:59Z")
I popped it back in, muttering about HMOs. I noticed that the woman with the duck was… ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/22 "2000-08-06T19:46:39Z")
Beating a poor old lady with her pet’s bill, screaming “That’s for giving me an ‘F’ in English!” ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/23 "2000-08-06T21:31:00Z")
The old lady cursed duck woman in pig-Russian pulled orange sauce out of her purse and smeared it ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/24 "2000-08-06T21:36:33Z")
on a firm, round potato, which she proceeded to eat. ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/25 "2000-08-06T21:48:46Z")
She immediatly pucked on duck-lady’s shoes. While d.l. was distracted, the old lady grabbed the duck and ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/26 "2000-08-06T21:53:15Z")
and forcefed it more orange-sauce-covered potato, while cackling to herself. ---
**Author:** ![Sadder\_but\_no\_wiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Sadder\_but\_no\_wiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sadder_but_no_wiser)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/27 "2000-08-06T22:08:54Z")
"Oh, I’m a goood witch I am! What’s a few roasted children among all those who venture into the woods? As I was telling Englebert Humperdink…"(The original opera composer! not the singer.) ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/28 "2000-08-06T22:11:20Z")
that he has a funny name ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/29 "2000-08-06T22:15:57Z")
The old lady, having finished stuffing the duck with the spud, ran in search for a spud gun but along the way she found ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/30 "2000-08-06T22:45:47Z")
a slimy lobster with encrusted hairs poking from the folds in his tail, and burn marks on his antennae and face. He told the old lady,… ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/31 "2000-08-06T22:54:36Z")
…that she was going to be late for the meeting if she… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/32 "2000-08-06T23:12:13Z")
…didn’t turn the wheelbarow wheel-side-down before trying to ride in it. Meanwhile, the large-handed woman, not watching where she was going, bumped into me. We both said, “Excuse me” and started on or way. She then looked me in the eye–she was six-foot-two and so am I–and she asked, “Hey, buddy, how would you like to meet my sister, Big Bertha?” I was too stunned to answer because she was… ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/33 "2000-08-07T02:41:26Z")
juggling six chainsaws while hopping on her left foot and whistling Dixie. As I struggled for a reply, I noticed. . . ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/34 "2000-08-07T02:54:14Z")
My apparent gender had changed a couple of times. ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/35 "2000-08-07T02:58:14Z")
This discovery worried me. I got ready to do something about it, but not before I… ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/36 "2000-08-07T03:11:13Z")
…picked up a water bottle off the ground and proceeded to deep throat it while cameras flashed around me. I then… ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/37 "2000-08-07T06:25:36Z")
…choked… ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/38 "2000-08-07T06:40:12Z")
and gagged until I upchucked the slimy lobster with encrusted hairs poking from the folds in his tail. “How the hell did that get in there?” But before I could answer myself … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/39 "2000-08-07T12:31:08Z")
the chainsaws started to cut up the lobster into lots of little lobsters, and they… ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/40 "2000-08-07T12:37:15Z")
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