# Contribute to another story... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 6, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284 "2000-08-06T00:50:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/61 "2000-08-10T10:14:07Z")
As Catherine the Great waddled off through the snow with her potty, around the prostrate body of Jimmy Hoffa began to gather huge swarms of… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/62 "2000-08-10T16:17:15Z")
conga-dancing tiny lobsters. Hoffa made a huge pot of boiling water to cook them, when… ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/63 "2000-08-10T22:30:45Z")
… the tiny lobster serve Hoffer with a supena. Hoffa picks up the pot of boiling water and … ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/64 "2000-08-10T22:39:19Z")
…exclaimed, “Subpoena this, crustacean-breaths!” With an evil laugh, he doused the poor, doomed lobsters to a blistering hot death. Feeling much better now, Hoffa (who pondered how he obtained boiling water in the middle of a snowdrift in Sibera) wandered off to fulfill his misson of… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/65 "2000-08-11T00:56:42Z")
saving the Western world from… ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/66 "2000-08-11T02:09:51Z")
(I meant Siber **i** a, BTW) … Britney Spears. However, his plans were foiled when, in the course of his extensive and exhaustive researching, he discovered, to his great dismay, that Britney Spears was actually a… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/67 "2000-08-11T02:14:30Z")
old Mrs. Baker. ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/68 "2000-08-11T16:33:16Z")
Unconvinced Old Mrs. Baker and Spears were one in the same (and still baffled as to how he was up to date on current events wilst ensconsed in a toilet for 30 years) he felt her silicone implants for … ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/69 "2000-08-11T22:05:40Z")
… the secret recipes for Big Mac sauce, KFC chicken, and Coca-Cola. To his suprise, he instead felt the distinctive bulge of… ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/70 "2000-08-12T00:23:16Z")
…a large wad of hundred dollar bills. He grabbed the money and… ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/71 "2000-08-12T00:46:53Z")
…exclaimed, “Finally, after all these years, I have enough money to visit Graceland!!” Hoffa jumped to his feet and, stomping through the snow, proceeded… ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/72 "2000-08-12T01:59:25Z")
to the closest farm where he stole a donkey and galloped off into the sunset…except… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/73 "2000-08-12T03:04:19Z")
he was being tracked by a Siberian hamster. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/74 "2000-08-12T05:23:18Z")
Legend had it that this Siberian hamster was the reincarnation of the fictional Sherlock Holmes. He was worried about Hoffa’s “connections”, but mainly he was worried about what he had seen Hoffa doing with Britney Spears…except he wondered: Why did HOFFA get paid? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/75 "2000-08-12T05:29:28Z")
This Siberian Hamster was no dummy, mind you; he had received many degrees from prestigious universities, such as… ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/76 "2000-08-12T05:31:13Z")
TIME! Hey! What kind of farm is in SIBERIA?? 😕 TIME! ---
**Author:** ![Ramboli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Ramboli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramboli)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/77 "2000-08-12T05:51:58Z")
I have no continuation of the story, I just wanted to interrupt the flow of words. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/78 "2000-08-12T05:55:54Z")
A Siberian hamster farm, silly. You know, farms that breed hamsters and other small rodents for, among others, certain Hollywood actors and those with similar needs. Now on with the show… * * * …Heald business college and Oxford community college, where he majored in… ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/79 "2000-08-12T11:59:29Z")
tracking agents who inflitrated the former USSR as sleepers, and boy was hoffa a sleeper! he also minored in sniffing, tracking and tunneling… ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284/80 "2000-08-12T12:15:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* > \*\*A Siberian hamster farm, silly. You know, farms that breed hamsters and other small rodents for, among others, certain Hollywood actors and those with similar needs. \*\* :eek: Okay. Are they meat-eating hamsters like the kind I’ve read about in the pet names thread?? OUCH! > [@](#): > > **tracking agents who inflitrated the former USSR as sleepers, and boy was hoffa a sleeper! he also minored in sniffing, tracking and tunneling…** … through snow (a course of study which was proving quite helpful at the moment!) This Siberian Hamster’s care to conceal his pursuit of Hoffa was unnecesarry- Hoffa was preoccupied by thoughts of… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-another-story/28284.md?page=5)