# contribute to this story..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 30, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473 "2000-07-30T20:26:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473/81 "2000-08-04T22:57:17Z")

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findout what happened to his hamster. So he…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473/82 "2000-08-05T14:28:33Z")

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calls Richard Gere’s house, only he gets Cindy  
Crawford and is totally confused. He asks her…

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473/83 "2000-08-05T14:43:03Z")

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“Why am I still breathing?”

She replies…

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473/84 "2000-08-05T14:48:59Z")

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because the alternative fellates with great allacrity.  
Meanwhile, the hamster…

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**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473/85 "2000-08-05T16:12:05Z")

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…dies

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473/86 "2000-08-05T16:46:35Z")

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at the hands of WallyM7.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473/87 "2000-08-05T16:54:38Z")

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Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Our Heroes but beknownest to us, Evil Nazi Groundhogs, enraged at the death of their fellow rodents (marsupials, what EVER) plot revenge of the SDers trying to end the thread.

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**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473/88 "2000-08-05T16:58:04Z")

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but were quickly defeated by laser fingers.

the end…  
or is it?!?

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**Author:** ![Zeeshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c4cdca/32.png) [@Zeeshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeeshan)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473/89 "2000-08-05T17:39:24Z")

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yes it is.At last.

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**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473/90 "2000-08-05T17:45:24Z")

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thank god

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**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-to-this-story/27473/91 "2000-08-05T23:39:29Z")

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arrghh its over!! I MISSED IT! ;(

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