# Contribute Your Atheist Holiday Songs! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 25, 2002, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-your-atheist-holiday-songs/138662 "2002-11-25T14:25:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Xixox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/13edae/32.png) [@Xixox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xixox)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-your-atheist-holiday-songs/138662/21 "2002-11-26T05:39:38Z")
Christ’s nuts roasting on an open fiiiiiire… oh man… I can’t believe I wrote that… I can’t possible post it… no! get away from the Submit button! no! DON’T CLI ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-your-atheist-holiday-songs/138662/22 "2002-11-26T15:01:16Z")
Rudolf with your nose so bright Won’t you be my slave tonight? OK OK I know, but can anyone fill in the rest of the song? ---
**Author:** ![cichlidiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cichlidiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cichlidiot)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-your-atheist-holiday-songs/138662/23 "2002-11-26T15:04:07Z")
Well let’s see, Good, kind atheist looked 'round at the other heathens, Gathered at his house in town with some happy pagans. Gaily did they feast and sing though it was the yule, 'cause the season also means there’s no work or schoo-oo-l! or, Immersed in a good book, the atheist read. No guilt or shamefulness laid at his sweet head. The bust of Carl Sagan looked down from the shelf. This skeptical person, at peace with himself. Be near him please reason he asks thee to stay, close by him forever, not get in the way. Of kindness and morals, yes, he has those, too… and unlike Jack Chick, accepts you for you.😛 ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-your-atheist-holiday-songs/138662/24 "2002-11-27T12:10:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tapioca Dextrin \* > \*\*Rudolf with your nose so bright > Won’t you be my slave tonight? > > OK OK I know, but can anyone fill in the rest of the song? \*\* How’s this? Rudolph, the red nosed pony boy Had a 3 foot long dick - yo! And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows All of the other pony boys Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolph Join in any pony boy games Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say: “Rudolph with your dick so bright Won’t you be my slave tonight?” Then all the pony boys were jealous 'Cause Rudolph got to shower in pee Rudolph the big dicked pony boy You’ll go down on the Easter Bunny I’m going to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Mort\_Furd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Mort\_Furd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mort_Furd)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-your-atheist-holiday-songs/138662/25 "2002-11-27T12:17:32Z")
How about “Christmas at ground zero” from Weird Al? ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-your-atheist-holiday-songs/138662/26 "2002-11-27T17:07:19Z")
**slortar** , I have no idea why, but I would like to use your comment as a sig. May I? ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-your-atheist-holiday-songs/138662/27 "2002-11-27T21:47:04Z")
Knock yourself out. Wow, I feel like I’m part of an exclusive club now. It’s almost like free advertising or something. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/contribute-your-atheist-holiday-songs/138662/28 "2002-11-28T03:24:37Z")
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