The most absurd thing I’ve ever seen is little cartons of pre-dyed easter eggs.
At Wal-Mart we have this pre-made cookie dough that comes in squares. You don’t even have to cut it like you do with the tube dough, you just break apart the squares, lay them on the sheet, and bake them
I just get this vision in my head of a mother being like “Hey, honey, do you want to bake cookies?” and her little daughter gets REALLY excited, and the mom breaks apart the dough and lays it on the sheet and it’s all done :(.
Absurd or just sad.
Exactly.
What I’ve noticed this year is the “pre lit” Christmas trees. So you don’t have to go through the terrible hassle of decorating your own tree.
Next we’ll be having someone have our orgasms for us.