# Conversations with my two-year old

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conversations-with-my-two-year-old/659754>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 30, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conversations-with-my-two-year-old/659754 "2013-05-30T22:56:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conversations-with-my-two-year-old/659754/1 "2013-05-30T22:56:22Z")

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Pretty funny. A guy’s actual conversations with his two-year old, reenacted with another adult man playing the two-year old.

[Enjoy](http://youtu.be/zdtD19tXX30).

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**Author:** ![Chicken\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chicken\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Fingers)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conversations-with-my-two-year-old/659754/2 "2013-05-30T23:52:25Z")

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Those are great! Thanks for sharing.

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**Author:** ![mozchron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mozchron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mozchron)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conversations-with-my-two-year-old/659754/3 "2013-05-30T23:55:15Z")

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I’ve had those conversations almost verbatim with my two year old daughter.

Also, that guy is probably the creepiest thing I’ve seen in weeks.

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**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conversations-with-my-two-year-old/659754/4 "2013-05-31T00:04:57Z")

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subscribed!

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conversations-with-my-two-year-old/659754/5 "2013-05-31T01:02:42Z")

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I love how he lists a writing credit for his daughter.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conversations-with-my-two-year-old/659754/6 "2013-05-31T01:56:31Z")

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She’s. . . the princess.

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**Author:** ![Terr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@Terr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terr)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conversations-with-my-two-year-old/659754/7 "2013-05-31T02:19:10Z")

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[- YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=bq2T7jP7dpQ&NR=1) - priceless