# Convince me to drink your beer **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** beer\ **Created:** [July 19, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638 "2011-07-19T22:31:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/1 "2011-07-19T22:31:14Z")
By what it says on the can/bottle. Mine says “Brewed for a crisp, full taste” “A passion for quality shows in every beer we brew.It’s about making something you can take pride in.” \*contains no additives or preservatives \*union made Sound yummy? Milwaukee’s Best Light ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/2 "2011-07-19T22:42:05Z")
[“Damn Good Beer!”](http://www.minhasbrewery.com/) Most of their beers are Damn lousy! ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/3 "2011-07-19T22:43:42Z")
“An Honest Brew Makes It’s Own Friends.” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/4 "2011-07-19T23:12:12Z")
“Purest Ingredients” & “Finest Quality” But all you really need to know is what’s between those two statements: **Sierra Nevada Pale Ale**. ---
**Author:** ![Crawlspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Crawlspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crawlspace)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/5 "2011-07-19T23:38:22Z")
“You’re Not Worthy.” Stone’s **Arrogant Bastard** ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/6 "2011-07-20T00:01:06Z")
“Dommelsch Bier Wordt Op Traditionele Wijze Gebrouwen.” (Anno 1744) ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/7 "2011-07-20T00:03:18Z")
“This is one lacerative muther of a beer. It is unequivocally certain that your feeble palate is grossly inadequate and thus undeserving of this liquid glory…and those around you would have little desire to listen to your resultant whimpering.” Stone’s **Double** Bastard. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/8 "2011-07-20T01:20:21Z")
The one in my hand right now says “From the brewers of Guinness.” **Harp Lager** ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/9 "2011-07-20T01:24:47Z")
“Brewed on the banks of the mighty Saint Vrain” ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/10 "2011-07-20T01:33:40Z")
> [@Athena](#): > > “Brewed on the banks of the mighty Saint Vrain” Son of a bitch, that’s what I was coming in to say. Seriously, it’s on my clipboard…see “Brewed on the banks of the mighty St. Vrain” What’s I like about that is, when talking to someone from Left Hand, he told me that it’s more or less a joke as the St Vrain isn’t mighty so much as a little creek that runs behind the brewery. In fact, a lot of their beers have some sort of a joke or story to go along with the name or (old) label. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/11 "2011-07-20T01:41:57Z")
Uh, you want it? I’m not gonna drink it. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/12 "2011-07-20T01:46:02Z")
Drink Olde Frothingslosh, a [Pale](http://www.flickr.com/photos/whimsicalrubbish/677398062/) [Stale](http://allaboutbeer.com/files/2010/02/132-ofthrege1.gif) [Ale](http://www.flickr.com/photos/mountholly/3683647555/in/set-72157620106556617/). A whale of an ale with the foam on the bottom. ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/13 "2011-07-20T01:48:54Z")
[“It’s the Water”](http://www.olympia-beer.com/). Really? Of all the things used to make beer, they’re bragging about the water?:rolleyes: I’d rather not have beer that was similar to making love in a canoe (fucking close to water). ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/14 "2011-07-20T01:51:37Z")
[I had this beer brewed just for me. I think it’s the best I’ve ever tasted. And I’ve tasted a lot. I think you’ll like it, too.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Beer) It was freaking disgusting. But he still probably would have been a better POTUS than his brother. ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/15 "2011-07-20T01:57:16Z")
[The one beer to have when you’re having more than one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nrRlXlbWCU) Because, hell. if your going to tie one on why waste money? Drink the cheapest shit you can find! That’s a little unfair. Schaefer beer isn’t great but it’s not all that horrible either. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/16 "2011-07-20T02:05:00Z")
> [@](#): > > What you have here is an Imperial Pale Ale featuring a single, constant 90-minute hop addition. It’s balanced by a ridiculous amount of English Two-row Barley. Then we dry-hop it in every tank. –Dogfish Head 90 Minute Imperial IPA ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/17 "2011-07-20T02:23:33Z")
IMHO this one is precious: [Vitamins B & G in every Drop](http://www.newyorkbreweriana.com/img/foxdeluxe.jpg) Yeah, because when you’re on a health food diet, BEER is on the list!😉 ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/18 "2011-07-20T02:35:48Z")
> [@pkbites](#): > > IMHO this one is precious: > > [Vitamins B & G in every Drop](http://www.newyorkbreweriana.com/img/foxdeluxe.jpg) > > Yeah, because when you’re on a health food diet, BEER is on the list!😉 Read the rest of that label. It’s Priceless: \ ***Increases Appetite** when you’re at the Dennys at 3am after bar closing \*\*\*Promotes Restful Sleep \*\*when you’re passed out in the gutter \ ***Help to banish that run down feeling** [I feel sorry for people who don’t drink](http://www.allgreatquotes.com/funny_quotes119.shtml) \ ***Stimulate bodily function in both young and old** when you piss like a race horse after 6 of these \ ***Help lactation** you gotta be [shitting me!](http://hop-talk.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/beer-benefits-baby.jpg) \ ***Promote Growth** your boner over the ugly chick at the bar. **MadTheSwine** , what more do you want?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/19 "2011-07-20T02:37:15Z")
“Brewing Tradition Since 1845” = huh, they must have been around quite a while! “Union Made” = hmmm…not quite sure what that has to do with it… “Brewed & Bottled by Minhas Craft Brewery” = Okay, back on track - I like craft beer! “[DamnGoodBeer.com](http://DamnGoodBeer.com)”= Wait a second… Clear Creek Ice - easily the worst beer I have ever tasted in my entire life. ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638/20 "2011-07-20T02:39:25Z")
I’m not convincing you to drink my beer. Get your own! :mad: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-drink-your-beer/589638.md?page=2)