# Convince me to give you the power to teleport?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-give-you-the-power-to-teleport/601144>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 29, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-give-you-the-power-to-teleport/601144 "2011-10-29T02:23:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-give-you-the-power-to-teleport/601144/21 "2011-10-30T01:12:08Z")

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I’d use it to sneak up behind Rick Perry during a nationally televised debate and give him a wedgie.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-give-you-the-power-to-teleport/601144/22 "2011-10-30T01:28:20Z")

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> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#):
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> I’d use it to sneak up behind Rick Perry during a nationally televised debate and give him a wedgie.

Isn’t he doing that to himself?

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-me-to-give-you-the-power-to-teleport/601144/23 "2011-10-30T01:44:48Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> Isn’t he doing that to himself?

Good point, but I’ll give all of them wedgies. Romney? wedgie. Bachman? wedgie. Cain? pizza wedgie. Santorum? Well, I guess not Santorum. His underwear is probably soaked with some frothy crap and I don’t want get any santorum on my hands.

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