# Convince us that your most disliked movie us the worst film ever made. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 13, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550 "2015-10-13T14:38:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/61 "2015-10-15T22:08:00Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > _Manos: The Hands Of Fate_ was made by what were essentially amateurs. Someone referenced the Top Gear _Worst Car in the History of the World_ special up above and it made an important distinction. A bad car or a bad movie made by the inexperienced is one thing but one made by people who are otherwise capable of quality work is quite another. So I’d disqualify it on that basis. I accede to your judgment, even though it DID get a theatrical release. But the experience (as well as sitting through way too many Italian zombie films) prevented me from taking the time to see _Ecks Vs. Sever_; nowadays, you tell me a movie is bad, and I need to find out if anyone thinks it’s so bad it’s good. I lack the free time I had in my youth, to investigate such matters for myself. MTV was good enough to show some clips of _Freddy Got Fingered_, thus allowing me to learn that Tom Green’s idea of comedy involves hearing a phrase and then repeatedly screaming it back at you. I was disinclined to pay to see that, and upon reading Roger Ebert’s famous review, I was pleased to avoid this film… which, I notice, doesn’t seem to have got much TV time. I can’t do much but agree with previous posters about Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video. Saw it on cable, and that is time I will never recover. Michael O’Donoghue was very good at dark comedy… in very small, short bursts. His stuff on SNL wasn’t bad, but stretching it out into full length sketch comedy just… bleh. I did think _Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band_ was … in need of something. I rather liked _Can’t Stop The Music_, simply due to its cheerful brain damagedness. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/62 "2015-10-15T22:16:10Z")
**In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale** might be Uwe Boll’s worst film, even though it was his first with a budget and actual name actors. That distinction alone might get it close to winning this thread. From my review here, upon first seeing it: > [@(REVIEW) In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/review-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale/433512/1): > > OK, I’m returning to report, having seen this film in the theater. > > First off, it’s **bad**. It’s weapons-grade, enriched bad. It’s bad on rye with a side of cole slaw. It’s not as bad as the Courtney Solomon-directed _Dungeons and Dragons_ abortion, but it’s close. It’s definitely one of the ten worst films I’ve ever seen in the theater, and it might be in the top (bottom?) three. > > The casting was _horrible_. **Statham** , as always, was right at home and very convincing in the action sequences, but he was mediocre at best as a fantasy-world tough guy. Granted, he didn’t have much to work with as a _Braveheart_-style “farmer who doesn’t want to go to war, even though he’s the toughest guy around, but now you’ve made him REALLY mad” character. :rolleyes: > > While **Burt Reynolds** may have seemed the most laughable casting choice in the film, he was actually not too cringe-inducing. He just sort of played it reserved and low-key, and it wasn’t too distracting. > > **Ray Liotta** , on the other hand, was atrocious. He chewed the scenery up and down, much like Jeremy Irons in _D&D_ (in virtually the same role), but underneath it all his Jersey wiseguy accent kept poking out. It stuck out badly, kind of like Samuel L. Jackson in the _Star Wars_ prequels. > > Just as horrible was **Leelee Sobieski** , who delivered one of her trademark non-acting acting performances. No emotion whatsoever. Seriously. No inflection. No expression. It’s like watching a bored high school sophomore reading a script aloud for English class. (How does she keep getting roles?) > > However, the worst acting in the film, and that’s saying a lot, comes from **Matthew Lillard**. I don’t know _what_ he was going for with this role. It’s basically him acting loony and unhinged, like in the climactic scene in _Scream_, only for two hours straight. He isn’t funny, he isn’t menacing…he just falls flat. > > The movie tries to be epic in scale, like _Lord of the Rings_, and fails utterly. Even during the Great Big Battle, it looks as if there are fewer than 1000 people fighting. There are no sets or cityscapes to lend scope to the production, and so it ends up feeling as if Burt Reynolds is king of a rather small town, instead of a mighty kingdom. > > A couple of laugh-out-loud moments (literally - the theater was busting up) > > - In the Great Big Battle, Statham gets from one side of the battlefield to the other _by running on top of people’s heads_. > - Also in the aforementioned GBB, the bad guys, some humanoids called Krugs who want to be orcs but look like badguys from Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers, are using catapults to launch flaming boulders at the good guys. Apparently running out of boulders, they start _lighting their own dudes on fire and launching them_. And the projectile-Krugs light up instantly, as if they were soaked in oil for just such an occasion. This one got big laughs. > - The movie’s emotional climax occurs whenwe find out Statham is in fact Reynolds’s son, and therefore the rightful heir to the throne.It was meant to be an emotional moment, and the theater was dead silent for a split second before erupting into general hilarity. > > To sum up, I’d seriously give the movie about a 1.5 on a scale from one to ten. I was in danger of dozing off several times, and I found myself laughing at all the wrong moments. Really, really horrible. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/63 "2015-10-15T22:19:02Z")
> [@Gothic](#): > > Wing Commander. So bad I wanted the Kilrathi to win. > > “Wing Commander looks like it was put together by people who couldn’t agree on whether or not the year 2564 would be colored with red bulbs and fluorescent cafeteria lights or costumed as if Urban Oufitters had gone to Uranus.” > Wesley Morris - Sanfran Examiner. Heh, Wing Commander 3 and 4 made better movies that the movie did. Chris Roberts, what the hell happened there? If anyone should have been able to make a faithful movie to your games I would have thought it would have been you. Nowhere near the worst film ever made, though, just a bad adaptation. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/64 "2015-10-16T00:46:45Z")
As OneCentStamp mentioned, The Dungeons and Dragons…thing…was pretty fucking terrible. I went to see it with the D&D group I was in at the time and it was so terrible, we all pretty much gave up playing D&D forever so as not to be associated with it in any way. ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/65 "2015-10-16T01:14:23Z")
Ohh, yeah… \*Dungeons And Dragons, The Movie. \* That one physically hurt. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/66 "2015-10-16T01:24:03Z")
This is 18 minutes of Lousy: Am I right or what? (safe for work) ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/67 "2015-10-16T02:31:13Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > As OneCentStamp mentioned, The Dungeons and Dragons…thing…was pretty fucking terrible. I went to see it with the D&D group I was in at the time and it was so terrible, we all pretty much gave up playing D&D forever so as not to be associated with it in any way. > [@Master\_Wang-Ka](#): > > Ohh, yeah… \*Dungeons And Dragons, The Movie. > \* > That one physically hurt. Yeah. Not only bad, but…weirdly bad. Like something my friends and I could have shot over a weekend if we’d had better cameras, even at the time. Something I could rival right now using only my acquaintances, my phone camera, and Adobe AfterEffects. I remember shots that should have been up close, inexplicably filmed from 100 feet away. It’s the most bizarrely incompetent film to get a major studio release in my lifetime. The most unbelievable thing about the movie is that first-time director Courtney Solomon was only exiled _mostly_ out of Hollywood, to paraphrase Miracle Max. He’s actually directed two more feature films in the 15 years since then. The difference between _D&D_ and _In The Name of the King_, to me at least, is that the latter of the two made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/68 "2015-10-16T13:20:03Z")
> [@Master\_Wang-Ka](#): > > Still holding out for _Manos: The Hands Of Fate._ While we’re on the Amateur Prize… I’ll see your \*Manos \*and raise you [The Room](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_%28film%29). \*Manos \*spared us our dignity at least. _The Room_ has not one, not two, but \*three \*uncomfortable and overlong sex scenes, one of which starts out the movie. I never wanted to see Tommy Wiseau’s ass, but sadly I was not given a choice in this matter. You should \*only \*watch the Rifftrax version of this. I will not be held responsible for injuries sustained by unaided watching. It’s that bad. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/69 "2015-10-16T13:23:10Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Battlefield Earth. There is nothing that isn’t utter shit in this move. The dialogue is terrible and cringeworthy; the story is boring and childish; the acting is awful; the cinematography is _the worst in film history_… it’s so bad it can’t be enjoyed as a bad movie. It’s painful to watch in every way. > > Worse than Batman and Robin. You forgot: For an inexplicable and unexplained reason, 90% of the dialogue is stage-whispered. Just as you turn up the TV in the hopes that you’ll be able to figure out what is going on, the musical score comes on so loud that the pictures fall off the wall. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/70 "2015-10-16T13:28:05Z")
> [@Max\_Torque](#): > > **The Apple** is an insane musical Adam-and-Eve story, sort of, in “the future”. In the end God appears and rescues the heroes in his gold Cadillac. I trust I need say no more. _falls over laughing hysterically_ Now I kind of want to see that, while slightly stoned. That sounds like a great while-high gigglefest. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/71 "2015-10-16T14:21:43Z")
The Apple is at least fun to make fun of. My friends and I did it for our Bad Movie Nights. > **[Bad Movie Night - The Apple (1980)](https://candid-gamera.tumblr.com/post/87218330498/bad-movie-night-the-apple-1980)** > > Jesus disco-dancing Christ. > Where to begin? It's a little bit Jesus Christ, Superstar; it's a little bit 1984. And if that doesn't already have your head hurting, congratulations - you may lack... But thinking about that reminded me of the time we watched Terrence Malick’s To The Wonder. It’s actually worse than my previous nominee, Da Hip Hop Witch. At least DHHW points the camera at the people who are talking, and doesn’t look like out-takes from a Calvin Klein perfume commercial. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/72 "2015-10-16T17:10:49Z")
The Star Trek movie between 4 & 6 doesn’t exist. If it did, it would be so bad nobody would want to acknowledge that it was ever made. It’s essentially William Shatner’s vanity project. He wrote and directed it, although (dis)credit must be extended to his anonymous toady ghostwriters. See, Spock all the sudden has a half-brother who’s more human than Vulcan, who thinks he knows where to find God. He’s some kind of cult leader who took some ambassadors hostage so he could shanghai the Enterprise to God’s front door. Spoiler alert: it isn’t God. Kirk flushes out the Alleged Supreme Being’s duplicity with the insightful quote, “If you’re God, what do you need with a space ship?” We get to see Kirk('s stunt double) climb a cliffside, demonstrating he’s still awesome despite being fat and toupeed. In one truly cringe-inducing scene he, Dr. McCoy and Spock sing “Row your boat” around a campfire. Just to show that’s not all about Kirk, Shatner arranges for Uhura and Scotty to have a romantic angle, but all they do is stare at each other longingly between scenes. See Spock? Character development! So if this movie existed, it would truly take the prize for worst picture ever. ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/73 "2015-10-16T18:09:44Z")
My choice of worst film would’ve been less offensive if the cast had put boot polish on their faces, made homophobic jokes and bragged about their paedophilia collections. That could’ve been labelled ‘art’. [Thursday](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124901/) has a scene copying the Dennis Hopper/Christopher Walken scene, then the torture scene in Reservoir Dogs, the cleaning up dead bodies in a suburban house before the wife gets home scene, racist and misogynistic dialogue scene, foot massage scene etc. It’s quite possibly the worst of all the pathetic Tarantino rip-offs, and because it treats the viewer like a complete imbecile it’s an offensive pile of trash. ---
**Author:** ![tonyfop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/85f322/32.png) [@tonyfop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tonyfop)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/74 "2015-10-16T18:45:55Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Spoiler alert: it isn’t God. Kirk flushes out the Alleged Supreme Being’s duplicity with the insightful quote, “If you’re God, what do you need with a space ship?” The quote would actually be “What does God need with a Starship?”, if that movie were ever made. That would be the only fun thing in the entire script, even though it wouldn’t have been meant to be funny, so you should get it right. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/75 "2015-10-16T19:16:34Z")
> [@stillownedbysetters](#): > > I took a young relative to see Twilight as a thank you for dog-sitting for me. Dreadful. Wooden acting, a plot that made no sense, lots of angsty sighing and moaning, and really really bad special effects. > > Even the tweener I took with me thought it was pretty awful. I watched about 10 minutes of it on cable before I realized it wasn’t the parody movie. That right there tells me everything I needed to know. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/76 "2015-10-16T19:36:42Z")
I have a friend who refers to the movie as _Star Trek V: Shatner Happens._ He refers to the next film as _Star Trek VI: The Apology._ I must say one thing in defense of _Dungeons and Dragons_: As a work of cinematic art, it is, of course, utter garbage. However, as a depiction of a D&D game . . . Well, I’ve played in worse. Hell, I’ve refereed worse. When watching _Batman and Robin_, one must keep one thing in mind. Joel Schumaker was not making a sequel to the Tim Burton movies. He was making a sequel to the Adam West television series. My nominee for this thread is [Heavenly Bodies](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087399/). Two hours of aerobic dancing. Even the sex scenes were boring. And I was a hormone-crazed teenager when I made that judgement. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/77 "2015-10-17T19:34:59Z")
Sideways. Was it well acted? Yes. Was the script on point? Yes. Where the two main characters vile, juvenile, sleazy, unrepentant and totally undeserving of the happy ending they both received? Yes. There was no redemption and no re-evaluation of their behavior. They deserve to be sad and lonely losers for all of their natural lives but that does not happen. I can’t believe I spent a little over two hours with those two assholes. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/78 "2015-10-17T20:02:14Z")
Oh, and I just watched the 2014 Godzilla. What a stupid movie. Just. . . stupid. I can’t even beginning to describe the stupidity of this mercury drinking, lead chip eating movie. I can’t explain the plot without becoming retarded myself but I’ll try. 15 years ago, Walter White and his wife worked in a nuclear power plant in a Japan where everyone speaks English. Seismic waves with no apparent point of origin knock down the cooling towers, forcing Walter White to lock his wife in the plant making this his worth birthday ever. 15 years pass and Walter White’s kid grows up to be an Unchanning Tatum military explosive expert who doesn’t blow things up-- he unblows things up. This will come in handy later when he needs to disarm a nuclear bomb meant to kill two semi-mothras that eat nuclear energy. They do this by chomping on nuclear subs in the jungle. Meanwhile, a Japanese scientist believes Godzilla will return balance to nature, like a dinosaur Jedi. Then the movie turns really dark. As in maybe-if-we-film-this-in-the-lowest-light-possible-no-one-will-notice-Godizlla-looks-like-Godzooky kind of dark. There are lost children who have mommy radar and can find them in city-sized rubble. Not one but two of them. There are school buses shelled by the military that Godzilla uses his own body to shield. Godzilla dies a few times but revives for no damned reason. But it isn’t the worst movie in the world. Godzilla does shoot lasers out of his mouth. See, now I’m stupid too. ---
**Author:** ![Sangahyando](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@Sangahyando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sangahyando)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/79 "2015-10-17T21:08:07Z")
I’m basically disqualified by the OP’s stipulation (1): “Please confine yourself to movies you’ve actually seen”. However – can I request a dispensation for outlining things, if I withhold the name of the cinematic opus concerned? It is generally reckoned to be one of the greatest films ever made, and innumerable people (many of whom I know, and whose taste I respect) rave and drool over it. However: I’m not basically a film-junkie, but long ago, was friends for a few years (the friendship ended with some acrimony) with someone who was a film-buff of the most flamboyant, conceited, up-themself kind. This person was forever putting me down and high-hatting me with their film passion, and with how despicable I was for not being passionately into films, the way they were. The film classic concerned – and its chief character – were their two absolutely top worship-objects re said passion for cinematic art; and friend had a way of endlessly spouting quotes from this film, in the particular accent affected by the chief character. We parted company; but even before we did, I swore a solemn oath that never, ever in my life, would I watch this particular fucking film; and I haven’t, and won’t. (Barring brief clips, not of my own volition.) (I don’t think it’s the worst film ever made: just, because of the associations described above – if I were to see it, I would expect to vomit non-stop from start to finish.) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550/80 "2015-10-17T22:59:50Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Oh, and I just watched the 2014 Godzilla. What a stupid movie. Just. . . stupid. I can’t even beginning to describe the stupidity of this mercury drinking, lead chip eating movie. I can’t explain the plot without becoming retarded myself but I’ll try. > > 15 years ago, Walter White and his wife worked in a nuclear power plant in a Japan where everyone speaks English. Seismic waves with no apparent point of origin knock down the cooling towers, forcing Walter White to lock his wife in the plant making this his worth birthday ever. > > 15 years pass and Walter White’s kid grows up to be an Unchanning Tatum military explosive expert who doesn’t blow things up-- he unblows things up. This will come in handy later when he needs to disarm a nuclear bomb meant to kill two semi-mothras that eat nuclear energy. They do this by chomping on nuclear subs in the jungle. > > Meanwhile, a Japanese scientist believes Godzilla will return balance to nature, like a dinosaur Jedi. Then the movie turns really dark. As in maybe-if-we-film-this-in-the-lowest-light-possible-no-one-will-notice-Godizlla-looks-like-Godzooky kind of dark. > > . I like the comment on _Honest Trailers_ — > [@](#): > > REAL _kaiju_ have curves [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/convince-us-that-your-most-disliked-movie-us-the-worst-film-ever-made/734550.md?page=5)