# Cooking for a sex toy party
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [May 12, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731 "2004-05-12T04:19:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/1 "2004-05-12T04:19:07Z")
(If this posts twice, please delete one.)
**CrazyCatLady** is throwing a bachelorette party for one of her cow-orkers next week, and they’re having one of those Tupperware-like parties where the Tupperware is replaced by vibrators and other sexual implements. (It’s a shame, really; we could use some Tupperware.)
As a good husband, as well as a strong advocate for sexual fulfillment in general, I have offered up my crazy mad culinary skeeelz to provide the food for the party before I take off for the Of Montreal show at Gate City Noise and leave them to their smut. While any old cookout/party fare would do, the theme is just too good to pass up.
So does anyone have any ideas for catering a sex toy party?
At the guest-of-honor’s request, I’ll be grilling some chickens on beer cans, which I guess fit the theme in a really perverse sort of way. I have seen both penis-shaped cake pans and Penis Pasta (shaped, I hope, and not flavored) for sale, and these things could come in handy. If anyone has any recipes or ideas for presentation, that would be great.
Thanks in advance!
Dr. J
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### Author:  [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/2 "2004-05-12T04:38:28Z")
Cucumber salad might be good. I like the idea of a penis cake and penis pasta. 😃
You could offer to do it nude! But don’t cook bacon…
Penis shaped ice cubes? Perhaps Screaming Orgasm cock (heh) tails.
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### Author:  [@Granuaile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Granuaile)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/3 "2004-05-12T05:17:39Z")
Pigs in a Blanket/Cocks in Crepes= kinda look like uncut penises
Fish Tacos= self explanatory
Tit Cake= bake a cake in 2 ovenproof/metal bowls, turn out onto a tray, frost with skin tone colored icing, use maraschino cherries for nipples. If you want to be anatomically correct, use tinted pineapple rings for areolae.
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### Author:  [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/4 "2004-05-12T05:26:39Z")
It’s a part for females. I should think that something with chocolate would be mandatory.
Marc
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### Author:  [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/5 "2004-05-12T05:35:16Z")
You could offer them a range of sizes, from Vienna sausages through hot dogs, corn dogs and kielbasas, Hickory Farms beef sticks up to mighty bolognas and salamis.
Bananas, of course.
Cream-filled éclairs would provide an extra dimension of realism, not to mention chocolate…
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### Author:  [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/6 "2004-05-12T05:42:20Z")
_Checks to see if others have already mentioned weiners_
Good.
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### Author:  [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/7 "2004-05-12T06:13:40Z")
Being from Montreal, I’m naturally curious what comprises an “Of Montreal” show.
And try serving asparagus.
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### Author:  [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/8 "2004-05-12T06:40:56Z")
O.K. the Thread Title says “sex toy party” but the OP says “bachelorette party”. These are two very different things.
I have no suggestions for a bachelorette party, but for a sex toy party you’ll want to make some
Poon Soup
Very simple: Boil a pot of water and have it ready for after the sex toys have been used. Now that the dildos and double dongs are covered in vaginal juices, drop them into the pot. Allow the juices to mix in, then remove the toys and voila!
Poon Soup!
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/9 "2004-05-12T06:47:11Z")
And naturally, the penoid pasta will have a puttanesca sauce 🙂
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### Author:  [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/10 "2004-05-12T07:15:14Z")
Jello …for the wrestling.
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### Author:  [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/11 "2004-05-12T07:18:52Z")
> [@AndrewT](#):
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> And naturally, the penoid pasta will have a puttanesca sauce 🙂
[Jon Favreau]
That means “Bad Girl’s Pasta”
[/Jon Favreau]
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### Author:  [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/12 "2004-05-12T08:05:23Z")
Once again, [Lileks](http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/10PM/3.html) has the answer. Gives beanie-weenies a whole new meaning.
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### Author:  [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/13 "2004-05-12T15:56:12Z")
One of my friends once made an appetizer for such an occasion that was a large summer sausage flanked with two cheese balls and a fringe of parsley. It was a big hit.
I own a cookbook called [_Intercourses: An Aphrodisiac Cookbook_](http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=bsq1Kd51aG&isbn=0965327507&itm=1). All the recipes are based on twelve foods considered aphrodisiacs, like oysters, pine nuts, chiles, asparagus, black beans… lots of wonderful recipes. Might be worth checking it out and making a few from there.
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### Author:  [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/14 "2004-05-12T16:13:38Z")
Fresh oyster shooters. Horseradish, cocktail sauce, and lemon wedges.
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/15 "2004-05-12T16:17:24Z")
Corndogs and Tacos.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/16 "2004-05-12T16:17:39Z")
Chocolate fondue!
Supply phalic biscuits, bananas and strawberies to dip into it.
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### Author:  [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/17 "2004-05-12T16:38:27Z")
Hot buttered asparagus.
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### Author:  [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/18 "2004-05-12T16:44:11Z")
Penis-shaped Jell-O Jigglers and whipped cream to dip them in. I had these at a bachelorette party last summer and they were terrific! Oh yeah, and they were tasty too. No idea where they got the penis-shaped Jell-O molds though. I don’t remember exactly (which means they probably were), but I think they were made the Jell-O shooters way, with alcohol added.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/19 "2004-05-12T16:51:13Z")
Mountain (mountin’?) oysters & caviar.
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### Author:  [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/20 "2004-05-12T16:52:08Z")
Honey roasted almonds with the coffee
Bratwurst
hard salami on crackers with cheese
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