# Cooking for a sex toy party **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 12, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731 "2004-05-12T04:19:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/21 "2004-05-12T19:40:45Z")
Ladyfingers? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/22 "2004-05-12T20:11:43Z")
Do NOT forget tapioca pudding. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/23 "2004-05-12T20:31:16Z")
I am going to suggest a departure from the general suggestions here. It may be that I have a genteel nature, but a lot of these suggestions seem rather, well, crass to me. I suggest that you go for a more gourmet approach. Think about having foods that are attractive and tasty, rather than just picking things that look like dicks. I can offer some suggestions, should you want to go that way. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/24 "2004-05-12T20:39:46Z")
Do you have a grill? If so, here is a thought: For an appetizers, stuffed mushrooms (basically, take the stems out of mushrooms and use them, celery onions and bread to make stuffing and then stuff and bake the caps. Other finger food could be some nice cheeses and high end crackers, perhaps some pate. For the main course, get a bunch of Snapper (or some other white fish) filets, some black sesame seeds and some fresh basil. Egg wash and encrust the fish with finely chopped basil on one side and the sesame seeds on the other. Grill until flaky and tender. Perhaps a nice side dish would be some roasted new potatoes (or just really small red potatoes) and some fiddlehead ferns (if in season in your area). If not some nice crisp asparagus would be good. I don’t know, something like that. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/25 "2004-05-12T20:55:31Z")
Too bad you’re not in Chciago, I’d send you to the Nigerian lunch truck where you can get a hearty (according to those who have tried it, NOT ME!) dish of bull penis on rice with vegetables. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/26 "2004-05-12T20:59:44Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > Think about having foods that are attractive and tasty, rather than just picking things that look like dicks. If you’re going to use an exact quote from Emily Post, you should include the attribution. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/27 "2004-05-12T21:01:32Z")
Maybe, before the evening is over, some of the ladies may be eating at the ‘Y’. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/28 "2004-05-12T21:04:54Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > If you’re going to use an exact quote from Emily Post, you should include the attribution. 😉 Oops! My bad. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/29 "2004-05-12T21:06:33Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > Think about having foods that are attractive and tasty, rather than just picking things that look like dicks. Oh, like food can’t be attractive, tasty, and look like a dick? I’m sorry, but I just have to disagree with you there. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/30 "2004-05-12T21:12:11Z")
> [@yellowval](#): > > Oh, like food can’t be attractive, tasty, and look like a dick? I’m sorry, but I just have to disagree with you there. > 😛 Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing inherently unattractive about a wanger per se, I just think that a meal centered around dick shaped food is inelegant. Just my take. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/31 "2004-05-12T21:14:35Z")
Well, _yes_, but it’s a sex toy party. The bad dirty jokes are sort of inherent. Especially with food. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/32 "2004-05-12T21:25:52Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > If you’re going to use an exact quote from Emily Post, you should include the attribution. 😉 Funniest. Post. Ev…ummm, well, in quite a long time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/33 "2004-05-12T21:37:05Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > Well, _yes_, but it’s a sex toy party. The bad dirty jokes are sort of inherent. Especially with food. 😉 Right, but if we do it my way you have built in cognitive dissonance. The inherently hilarious nature of the dildo would be enhanced by the contrast with the elegant food and atmosphere. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/34 "2004-05-12T21:48:17Z")
Okay, I want you to do all my catered parties, **binarydrone**. You sound like way too much fun. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/35 "2004-05-12T22:03:41Z")
Will any of the guests be … um … “trying out” the sex toys while they’re there? It might make a difference as to what kind of food you want to serve, and whether energy drinks should be included. ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/36 "2004-05-12T23:12:37Z")
Had an idea at work… Open face Roast Beef sandwhiches. Now, lets see how many clones are out there. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/37 "2004-05-13T00:13:03Z")
Call the party by its correct name: **The _Schtupperware_ party**! ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/38 "2004-05-13T00:16:15Z")
Urban Outfitters sells boob and penis shaped pasta shells that you can cook with. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/39 "2004-05-13T03:37:46Z")
This is the best thread I’ve ever started. 🙂 I think “crass” and “inelegant” is exactly what these ladies are looking for. This is not an occasion for subtlety, nor is it a group that would prefer it. I don’t really know any of these women except via **CCL** , but this is going to be a lot less “tee hee…a dildo…tee hee” and a lot more “JESUS H. CHRIST would you look at the size of _this_ bad boy!” I’m definitely going to be looking for some penis-shaped pasta. I like a cold pasta salad with barbecued chicken, and I like the puttanesca idea; I might try to incorporate those flavors into a salad. If I could get a penis-shaped cake pan or similar vessel, I’d like to make a Jello shot mold. It might not be easy to make sure the alcohol is evenly distributed, though. [Of Montreal](http://www.ofmontreal.net) is a band, one of those Elephant 6 psychadelic pop bands the music nerds are always on about. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731/40 "2004-05-13T03:44:00Z")
> [@DoctorJ](#): > > I’m definitely going to be looking for some penis-shaped pasta. I like a cold pasta salad with barbecued chicken, and I like the puttanesca idea; I might try to incorporate those flavors into a salad. [Here ya go.](http://www.thelovespot.com/penpaspenboo.html) My brother has his pantry stocked with pasta boobs. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-for-a-sex-toy-party/244731.md?page=3)