This seems like a good place to point out that in the Hebrew text of Exodus 8, it says “frog” instead of “frogs”, which prompted Talmudic scholars to debate whether or not Moses had God unleash one really big frog that wreaked havoc on Egypt’s crops, which in turn prompted a metaphorical argument about the Bar Kochba rebellion. Sometimes the Bible is just weird like that.
(This counts as my one post for this week. Hi, everybody!)