# Cool New Screen Names: Intriguing Question Mark!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-new-screen-names-intriguing-question-mark/31599>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 1, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-new-screen-names-intriguing-question-mark/31599 "2000-09-01T03:59:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-new-screen-names-intriguing-question-mark/31599/21 "2000-09-28T15:26:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jean Grey \*  
> \*\*Without a doubt, the best name. I have no idea what it means, I just like the sound of it.  
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Gee, I hope explaining it doesn’t ruin it for you, but “Qadgop the Mercotan” was created by E. E. “Doc” Smith in a parody of his own work, the Lensman sci-fi series.

And I get a kick out of a bunch of names here. Struuter, SwimmingRiddles, Ssskuugii, and a dozen others that I can’t recall all tickle my fancy. It doesn’t hurt that they’re all wimmen, either!

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-new-screen-names-intriguing-question-mark/31599/22 "2000-09-28T15:42:15Z")

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Well, thanks Ralf! Gotta say that I didn’t expect to see myself on this list. So you’ve brightened my day 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-new-screen-names-intriguing-question-mark/31599/23 "2000-09-28T16:28:46Z")

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I was happy to see that **Chance the Gardener** has joined us.

Although I suppose I should be addressing him as Chauncey Gardiner.

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**Author:** ![teppei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/58956e/32.png) [@teppei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teppei)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-new-screen-names-intriguing-question-mark/31599/24 "2000-09-30T01:15:37Z")

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Lola Granola. I know this person (m/f?) is not new–some 500 posts, actually–but I am a huge fan of Berkely Breathed (author of the comics “Bloom County”, “Outland”, and “The Meadows”[among others, possibly?]), and, for those of you who don’t know/remember, in “Bloom County”, Lola Granola was Opus’ girlfriend.

Makes me consider changing my screen name to Kushy Bimbolino…

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-new-screen-names-intriguing-question-mark/31599/25 "2000-09-30T03:37:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by voguevixen \*  
> \*\*I crack up everytime I see **Dijon Warlock** , that’s freaking hilarious! (Please, please, please tell me it’s a Dionne Warwick joke?!?! Otherwise I’m cracking up for no reason!) \*\*

You got it on the nose, VV. The story is [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=35192&pagenumber=2).

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> _Originally posted by struuter_  
> **I noticed earlier this week that GrandfatherTrout registered. I’m dying to know if he chose the character from one of my favorite books, 'Little, Big.'**

‘Little, Big’ is without question the single most beautiful book I have ever read. Gotta visit Edgewood again real soon. See if old George still has any of that fine hashish left for me. 😉

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**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-new-screen-names-intriguing-question-mark/31599/26 "2000-10-02T15:48:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by struuter \*  
> \*\*Well, thanks Ralf! Gotta say that I didn’t expect to see myself on this list. So you’ve brightened my day 🙂 \*\*

You’re welcome, Struuter! With that name, I get a mental image of you in a Vegas show-girl costume… long, long feathers in a headpiece that could be used to clean chandeliers, about two quarts of strategically placed rhinestones and glitter, red spiked heels, and a million-dollar smile! Of course, you’re probably a soccer mom in Des Moine, right?

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