# Cool things to put on a T-shirt **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 7, 2006, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857 "2006-01-07T06:01:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bernard\_Marx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@Bernard\_Marx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bernard_Marx)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/1 "2006-01-07T06:01:07Z")
Hi all! I want to get a T-shirt embroidered with a cool phrase or saying. Ideally, when I wear this T-shirt in public, it will: [ul] [li]demonstrate my intellectual mastery of all things, and;[/li][li]make attractive women want to sleep with me[/li][/ul] Here are some I’ve thought of already: [ul] [li]The experiment requires that you continue[/li][li]Arithmetic trembles[/li][li]“Hunde! Volt ihr ewig leben?”[/li][/ul] I would welcome any comments or further suggestions… ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/2 "2006-01-07T06:18:23Z")
[QUOTE=Bernard Marx] Here are some I’ve thought of already: [list] [li]The experiment requires that you continue[/li][li]Arithmetic trembles[/li][li]“Hunde! Volt ihr ewig leben?”[/li][/QUOTE] You honestly think that’s going to get attractive women to sleep with you? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/3 "2006-01-07T06:46:24Z")
How about: I’m not Mr. Right, but I’ll screw your brains out until he comes along, ---
**Author:** ![sniperfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@sniperfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sniperfang)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/4 "2006-01-07T07:46:05Z")
On the front of your tee, left aligned on the chest , in typeface small enough to catch a stanger’s attention, pique their curiosity, and get them to wander nonchalantly over to you to sneak a peek at what it says, have printed: Nosy little fucker, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/5 "2006-01-07T10:46:47Z")
I’m cheating since I saw a guy wearing this T-shirt, but I thought it was cute. \*\*I got this shirt for my girlfriend. Awesome trade.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Stentor\_2.5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@Stentor\_2.5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stentor_2.5)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/6 "2006-01-07T11:51:17Z")
God loves me. That’s why he made me waterproof! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/7 "2006-01-07T12:51:59Z")
I want to have this one made up as a bumper sticker for my bestfriend… (So, if you had any kind of dog with spots, this would work.) I’m so bad assed that even my dog is inked. 😃 Why yes, there _is_ a Dalmatian in the picture. Why do you ask? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/8 "2006-01-07T13:41:16Z")
Speling is my fortay ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/9 "2006-01-07T15:03:23Z")
Hi. My name is Bob and I have a nine-inch prehensile tongue. ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/10 "2006-01-07T15:59:33Z")
How bout my user name… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BROADSTREETBULLY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@BROADSTREETBULLY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BROADSTREETBULLY)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/11 "2006-01-07T17:01:51Z")
Mr. Pibb + Red Vines= Crazy Delicious ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/12 "2006-01-07T17:18:47Z")
One of my favorite t-shirts says _Sex: It’s My Anti-Drug_. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/13 "2006-01-07T18:16:45Z")
> [@sniperfang](#): > > On the front of your tee, left aligned on the chest , in typeface small enough to catch a stanger’s attention, pique their curiosity, and get them to wander nonchalantly over to you to sneak a peek at what it says, have printed: > Nosy little fucker, aren’t you? I love this. ---
**Author:** ![Stentor\_2.5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@Stentor\_2.5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stentor_2.5)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/14 "2006-01-07T19:09:42Z")
Almost forgot this one: I went to Amsterdam and all I got was this lousy T-shirt (and crabs) ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/15 "2006-01-07T19:21:40Z")
There are very few of these I’d be willing to wear in public, but I always laugh at them: [T-Shirt Hell](http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml) “I BET YOU’LL VOTE NEXT TIME HIPPIE” ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/16 "2006-01-08T01:35:26Z")
My posse and I have been joking for years about a shirt that says “Endoplasmic Recticulum. I like it rough.” Get one for yourself, but if you try to sell it, we’ll sue. (Kidding. I think.) I also like “The experiment requires that you continue,” but maybe that’s just because I’m a psychology geek. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/17 "2006-01-08T01:45:49Z")
A couple of my favorites: \*There Are More Of Us Than You Think I May Not Go Down In History But I’ll Go Down On Your Sister You Can’t Be First But You Could Be Next If I am What I Eat I Could Be You By Morning\* ---
**Author:** ![Bernard\_Marx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@Bernard\_Marx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bernard_Marx)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/18 "2006-01-08T01:51:36Z")
I just thought of another one: _LIVE FATS DIE YO GNU_ (I hope I have remembered that correctly…) I guess the people that get it will think it’s cool; everyone else will just think I’m a freak. ---
**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/19 "2006-01-08T02:16:05Z")
> [@Bernard Marx](#): > > I want to get a T-shirt embroidered with a cool phrase or saying. Ideally, when I wear this T-shirt in public, it will:[ul] > [li]demonstrate my intellectual mastery of all things, and;[/li][li]make attractive women want to sleep with me[/li][/ul] These goals are, AFAIK, mutually exclusive. Then again, it may have been because I was in the shirt. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-things-to-put-on-a-t-shirt/338857/20 "2006-01-08T03:03:19Z")
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