# Cool usernames not taken.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 23, 2007, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643 "2007-10-23T00:47:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/1 "2007-10-23T00:47:59Z")
Since the topic of name changes seems to be floating around, this is a thread where people who are happy with their names (or at least not planning to change) make available good username ideas for people considering name changes and prospect noobs.
\*\*Pierian Sipper \*\* is a great name (for someone like me, at least).
Actually, I am surprised there are no usernames (that I can think of) that refer to the Pierian Springs.
Any good usernames you want to suggest?
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/2 "2007-10-23T00:51:42Z")
_The Pierian Spring_ was the name of my high school literary annual.
I’m surprised there aren’t more _Simpsons_-based user names.
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### Author:  [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/3 "2007-10-23T02:51:51Z")
Pugnacious Poodle
“Wha… _thunk_”
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### Author:  [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/4 "2007-10-23T10:56:33Z")
**Cyborg Platypus** is still available.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/5 "2007-10-23T11:05:37Z")
**Toast Museum**.
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### Author:  [@Captain\_Socks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Socks)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/6 "2007-10-23T11:06:20Z")
**Muffin-eating Moose**.
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/7 "2007-10-23T11:18:04Z")
**Bushism Ringtone**
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### Author:  [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/8 "2007-10-23T11:39:12Z")
**Here Be Dragons**
**We have to be sure about this** (I think that’s not too long)
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### Author:  [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/9 "2007-10-23T12:36:33Z")
Anybody else have Undo Circumcision Damage in the Google ad?
That said, how about **Skin Cone**?
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### Author:  [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/10 "2007-10-23T12:44:42Z")
How can **Teddy Ruxpin, Destroyer of Worlds** not yet be taken? Man, screw the noobs. I’m takin’ that one!
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### Author:  [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/11 "2007-10-23T12:47:07Z")
**Bob**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/12 "2007-10-23T12:56:13Z")
For someone trying out the board prior to subscribing:
**Wild-Assed Guest**
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### Author:  [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/13 "2007-10-23T12:56:46Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
**Toast Museum**.
[/QUOTE]
That’s a great one, you just come up with it? 😃
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/14 "2007-10-23T13:08:11Z")
[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense]
That’s a great one, you just come up with it? 😃
[/QUOTE]
I’ve been trying to sell it for ages. I have a somewhat successful track record in this respect - **Birefringence** and **Atomic Badger Racing** (where are they now?) both chose their names from my catalogue. My prices are quite reasonable.
**Toast Museum** is something my brother-in-law reportedly uttered in his sleep once, and it stuck with me.
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### Author:  [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/15 "2007-10-23T13:45:00Z")
I maintain a little list of cute names that come up here and there:
**Armond Tamzerian** Location: Springfield
**Spider Pig** Location: Springfield
**Islamic Rage Boy™** Location: Srinagar, India
**Bat Boy** Location: Unemployed
**Niles Bitchly** Location: Behind Rodney
**Oscar, Kitty of Doom** Location: In Bed with You
**5,000 Year-Old Man** (And post entirely in character)
**FDNY Commissioner Scoppetta** Location:NY
**Double Nose Andean Tiger Hound** Location: Bolivia
**Leisure Spacesuit Larry** Location: Mudd
**String Monkey** Location: Dog River, SK
and of course …
**Bacon Salt**
I have no idea who FDNY Commissioner Scoppett is or why he made the list.
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### Author:  [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/16 "2007-10-23T14:16:59Z")
**A Jerk**
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### Author:  [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/17 "2007-10-23T14:23:12Z")
Threads like this come up now and then. A few years back, I suggested the following, from an SNL fake commercial for the soundtrack of the movie **Valentine** (these were the names of the bands on the album):
**Exquisite Mammals
T.C.
Wheelwright’s Ghost
Grab The Jester
Motherboard
Skilled Homicide Harmony
Book
Fall Creek Confederacy
The Frown Squad
Motionless-Z
Kayak
Dirty Yellow Hammer
Donkey Kong U.K.
All Your Blood
Bang The Skull Slowly
Hat
Gravel Fork
The Handless Kings
Rabbitpunch
Rice
Nuclear Zeitgeist
Pineapple Man
Fool’s Cap
Buzzgum
Brain Gorge
Brian Georg
Pi Eating Contest
Mr. Hameye
Agribuisness
Marvin’s Toes
Birmingham Sound Expedition
Stab The Bishop
Cunk
Infant 714
Decimal Metaphor
Half of
5445 North Park Drive Community Vigilence & Restoration Comittee
CL**
And then there were the following I culled from episodes of the **Sifl & Olly Show** :
**Zappy
Chirper
Rope Burn
Axe Sharpener
Clamknuckle
Lou Ferrigno
Mr. Hi-Fi Banjo Strings
Double-Decker Soul Wrecker
Sifl
Olly
Chester
Precious Roy
Peto
Flek
Grout
Jargon Scott
Dr. Vernon Merble
Anita Zest
Cheeseboy
Deuce Loosely
Crescent Fresh
Aesop Jones
Eddie from Jersey
Spiticus
Click Whittaker
Zafo
Delixir Sorbaño
The Bearded Beard
The Breathing Salami
Delictush Sexplosius
Chachi Longbow
Kee Kee and the P.P. Gang
Sgt. Blind Kiwi Tarzan
Damp Rag
Inventor Pat Lacy
Rex Morgan, Night Golfer
Foot-Long Hamster
Backs Stabbath
Becky Sixteen
Icky Starmaker
Vicious Coy
Cinders Blue
Miracle Dirt
Scarehooker
CHAMPS-1
Bicentennial Condor
Artoobacca
Appleman for President
Dr. Armshoulder Shoozenshorts**
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### Author:  [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/18 "2007-10-23T15:12:42Z")
“Originally Posted by” or “whoever posted this before” would be great names for people who get quoted a lot.
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### Author:  [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/19 "2007-10-23T15:22:28Z")
**Spank the Monkey
C:\DOS\run dos run
Vaginal Discharge
Premature Adjudicator
Ignorance
Cyril Adams
Cite?**
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### Author:  [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/20 "2007-10-23T15:37:13Z")
**Tedious Wanker**
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