# Cool usernames not taken. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2007, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643 "2007-10-23T00:47:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/41 "2007-10-24T18:25:25Z")
**Reverse Peristalsis** ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/42 "2007-10-24T19:24:04Z")
we’ve gone 41 posts, and nobody as yet mentioned: **seymour butz** (you know–the famous author, who wrote “Underneath the bleachers”) ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/43 "2007-10-24T19:24:36Z")
The current commercial for the vegetable-peeling gloves marketed as “Tater Mitts” never ceases to remind me of the episode of “That '70s Show” where Kelso slips on some mashed potatoes in the lunchroom and slides into a support pole, “totally racking himself.” For the rest of the episode, everyone called him **Tater Nuts**. Something about that just cracks me up…Tater Nuts. Heeheehee… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/44 "2007-10-24T19:35:52Z")
Or, for _Seinfeld_ fans: **Buck Naked** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/45 "2007-10-24T20:01:52Z")
[QUOTE=garygnu] **Tanooki Suit** - Coolest Mario [power-up](http://ps3.advancedmn.com/images/content/misc/m-tanooki_mario-jpg.jpg) ever [/QUOTE] We did have a [**tanookie**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), who last posted about a month after you joined. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/46 "2007-10-24T20:02:58Z")
**Gangrene Clitoris** ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/47 "2007-10-24T21:53:20Z")
I’m still regretting that I didn’t choose **geegaw**. I guess it’s up for grabs. ---
**Author:** ![DrCube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@DrCube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrCube)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/48 "2007-10-24T22:21:09Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] McLovin [/QUOTE] “That’s McLovin! He’s our friend! We should be guiding his cock, not blocking it!” Is **Slartyblartfast** taken yet? **Vote for Pedro** **Yossarian** , or **Yo-Yo’s Roomies** for that matter. **Jerry Cruncher** Okay, they’re all characters from movies/books, so I’ll stop listing them. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/49 "2007-10-24T23:35:07Z")
[QUOTE=kidchameleon] For someone with a martyr complex, nothing would work better than posting here under the name of **Ignorance**. [/QUOTE] Also a great one! You and I have the best so far. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/50 "2007-10-24T23:40:12Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Or, for _Seinfeld_ fans: **Buck Naked** [/QUOTE] Or _Hill Street Blues_ fans. I have thought of changing my name to this in real life. Buck Naked, M.D. would look cool on a nameplate outside my door, plus opening up whole new dimensions in walk-in traffic. In the realm of botanical usernames, you can’t go wrong when you go Latin. **Amorphophallus** and **Datura** could be the SDMB’s next power couple. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/51 "2007-10-25T00:13:07Z")
**Nimrod Wildfire** was a [character](http://xroads.virginia.edu/~HYPER/DETOC/sw/paulding.html) based on Davy Crockett in an extremely popular play in the 1830s. If I were to rechoose a username it would probably be that. I also like **Precious Deluxe** and **Wendell Potato** , the names a friend’s 5 year old gave to his stuffed-bear and pet turtle respectively. The kid has a bright future naming drag queens and cartoon characters. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/52 "2007-10-25T00:46:08Z")
[QUOTE=garygnu] OK, **Comma Eight Comma One** - come command code from the Commodore 64 [/QUOTE] I think we still need an explanation for why this one is cool or clever or original. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/53 "2007-10-25T03:21:29Z")
[QUOTE=Jackmannii] [Buck Naked] - Or _Hill Street Blues_ fans… [/QUOTE] I don’t recall the _Hill Street Blues_ reference. Remind me? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/54 "2007-10-25T13:44:18Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] I don’t recall the _Hill Street Blues_ reference. Remind me? [/QUOTE] I distinctly recall a black guy waving his arms in the station house and shouting: _"I’m buck **NAKEDDDD…"** _ This being World Series time, we should not overlook the potential for baseball-inspired usernames. I like **Merkle’s Boner Snodgrass’s Muff** and of course there are classic ballplayer names such as **Urban Shocker Suitcase Bob Seeds** plus plays including \*\*Forced at Second Hidden Ball Trick \*\*and **Going Yard** ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/55 "2007-10-25T13:47:02Z")
George T Horseprotection Sausage Mahoney Blunt Force Trauma ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/56 "2007-10-25T13:55:32Z")
**Alice O’Forethought** is still up for grabs. I think of these all the time. Then when I need to remember them, like now, they’re gone. I need to start writing them down! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/57 "2007-10-25T14:12:19Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] McLovin Did someone ever take Chicken of Bristol? [/QUOTE] What about **Sheep of Briston**? ---
**Author:** ![Malachi\_Throne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Malachi\_Throne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malachi_Throne)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/58 "2007-10-25T15:22:15Z")
I orignially thought of Special Sauce, but then I saw a cartoon where one person is puzzled by a bottle labeled Fancy Ketchup… as opposed to what, casual ketchup? ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/59 "2007-10-25T15:24:20Z")
[QUOTE=fishbicycle] **Alice O’Forethought** is still up for grabs. I think of these all the time. Then when I need to remember them, like now, they’re gone. I need to start writing them down! [/QUOTE] I thought of this thread a couple of weeks ago, and I had a short list of names I thought would be perfect. Then life happened and by the time I got to posting this, the list was down to one. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/60 "2007-10-25T15:53:32Z")
[QUOTE=Malachi Throne] I orignially thought of Special Sauce, but then I saw a cartoon where one person is puzzled by a bottle labeled Fancy Ketchup.. as opposed to what, casual ketchup? [/QUOTE] Well, Great Kingdom references beat out condiment references anyday. … okay, I got one… **This user is on your ignore list**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643.md?page=4)