# Cool usernames not taken. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2007, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643 "2007-10-23T00:47:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/61 "2007-10-25T15:55:03Z")
**Armageddon Laid**. ---
**Author:** ![Malachi\_Throne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Malachi\_Throne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malachi_Throne)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/62 "2007-10-25T17:43:39Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] Well, Great Kingdom references beat out condiment references anyday. **This user is on your ignore list**. [/QUOTE] I don’t know what Great Kingdom is. If you mean my name, it’s not fictional: Check the movie database. [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0861943/](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0861943/) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/63 "2007-10-25T17:46:07Z")
Ahhh, the Malachite Throne was the seat of power of the Great Kingdom in the Greyhawk setting of D+D. I knew there was a slight chance it could be coincidental but took the chance anyway…weird. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/64 "2007-10-25T19:39:08Z")
**Tuna of the Land** I’ll leave it to you to fudge it out. ---
**Author:** ![Toast\_Museum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90ced4/32.png) [@Toast\_Museum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toast_Museum)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/65 "2007-10-25T21:09:24Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] I’ve been trying to sell it for ages. I have a somewhat successful track record in this respect - **Birefringence** and **Atomic Badger Racing** (where are they now?) both chose their names from my catalogue. My prices are quite reasonable. **Toast Museum** is something my brother-in-law reportedly uttered in his sleep once, and it stuck with me. [/QUOTE] Ok, you got your wish, but don’t get all choked up about it, the real credit goes to your b-in-l 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/66 "2007-10-25T21:24:09Z")
No one’s taken **Shoehorn Butterhorse** sup[/sup] yet. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/67 "2007-10-25T21:35:39Z")
**Pope Inclement LetX=X Hackenpuss Alice in Underwear Ugly Pie A Hideous Layer of Green Paint** I’m sorry, but these are starting to sound like band names. I’d’a proposed **Cool Username Not Taken** , but the initials wouldn’t make it past the mods. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643/68 "2007-10-25T22:07:42Z")
[QUOTE=Toast Museum] Ok, you got your wish, but don’t get all choked up about it, the real credit goes to your b-in-l 🙂 [/QUOTE] Oh, dear Og. Wait 'til you get his bill. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-not-taken/423643.md?page=3)