# Cool usernames still up for grabs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-still-up-for-grabs/97910>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 12, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-still-up-for-grabs/97910 "2002-03-12T20:28:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![ringmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@ringmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ringmaster)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-still-up-for-grabs/97910/21 "2002-03-14T03:18:03Z")

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I used to be JumpingOutBasementWindows. I changed it recently. It might still be up for grabs. You could change it up if you like.

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**Author:** ![tighthead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@tighthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tighthead)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-still-up-for-grabs/97910/22 "2002-03-14T05:17:44Z")

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How about:  
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[ul]  
[li]Poot![/li][li]wartycanetoad[/li][li]over-ripe guava[/li][li]What Stinks?[/li][li]loosehead[/li][/ul]  
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JB

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**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-still-up-for-grabs/97910/23 "2002-03-14T14:56:11Z")

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\*\*TheManWithOneRedShoe  
Superman’s Pal  
Psycho Hose Beast  
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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-still-up-for-grabs/97910/24 "2002-03-14T17:09:20Z")

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**Extreme Sanction**

**Cyber Goth**

**Furvert**

**Con-a-seur**

and of course,

**Chicken of Bristol**

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**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-still-up-for-grabs/97910/25 "2002-03-14T18:35:39Z")

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Actually, there is a **Chicken of Bristol** now. IIRC he joined up not long before the old board went down…

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**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-still-up-for-grabs/97910/26 "2002-03-14T21:20:10Z")

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howsabout:

reverse peristalsis

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**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-still-up-for-grabs/97910/27 "2002-03-14T21:54:31Z")

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I’ve thought about changing to **Wandering Monster** , with a sig that reads, “I appear 25% of the time.”

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**Author:** ![igotit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@igotit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/igotit)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-still-up-for-grabs/97910/28 "2002-03-14T22:02:03Z")

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Dr. Lipshitz from the Rugrats

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**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cool-usernames-still-up-for-grabs/97910/29 "2002-03-15T03:15:24Z")

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**This is fun!**

I don’t know what the upper limit on characters is, so some of these may be too long, but how about:

Murder Bird  
Black Shrike  
Gentlemen Prefer Blood  
Ladies’ Night  
Weasel Words  
Scrimshaw  
NakedCameThePoster  
Rugburn  
Tofu Pup  
Mom’s On The Roof  
Serenity My Ass!  
Bwana Devil  
Tanstaafl  
Lazarus Long  
Who’llStopTheRain  
Ominous Music  
Kinsey Six  
So Many Men  
Killer Smiley  
Manga Manga  
Tikkun Olam

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