# Coolest Google Ads?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-google-ads/323128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 23, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-google-ads/323128 "2005-09-23T21:31:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-google-ads/323128/1 "2005-09-23T21:31:01Z")

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I apologize if this thread has been started by someone else; I looked briefly and haven’t seen it.

So, has anyone seen any cool Google ads so far? Ever since I saw the announcement I’ve been opening promising threads, looking for something interesting. But no Google ads for Kool-Aid; none for Pirate porn; none for pie; none for Darwin.

The only interesting one I’ve seen so far was in a thread on Hurrican Rita, that linked to Red Cross’s Donation page. And that’s not that cool.

Let’s hear what you’ve seen and in which threads!  
Daniel

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**Author:** ![bitwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@bitwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bitwise)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-google-ads/323128/2 "2005-09-24T02:42:52Z")

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I know this isn’t what you meant, but it was interesting nonetheless.

[http://mattwalsh.com/twiki/pub/Main/GoogleBillboardContestFindingPrimesInE/IMG\_0742.JPG](http://mattwalsh.com/twiki/pub/Main/GoogleBillboardContestFindingPrimesInE/IMG_0742.JPG)

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-google-ads/323128/3 "2005-09-24T17:31:52Z")

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> [@bitwise](#):
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> I know this isn’t what you meant, but it was interesting nonetheless.
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> [http://mattwalsh.com/twiki/pub/Main/GoogleBillboardContestFindingPrimesInE/IMG\_0742.JPG](http://mattwalsh.com/twiki/pub/Main/GoogleBillboardContestFindingPrimesInE/IMG_0742.JPG)

Heh–I’ve heard of their awesome recruiting tools, but this is the first one I’ve seen. Nifty!

And I’m actually kind of entertained by the complete lack of on-thread response. Once the evil Google spiders do their work, maybe there will be something to discuss.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![aktep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@aktep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aktep)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-google-ads/323128/4 "2005-09-25T05:07:49Z")

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99% of the Google ads I’ve seen so far are  
AmeriList Mailing List Co  
Mailing Lists  
Opt-Intelligence, Inc (with a new word: “Monetize”)  
Mailing Lists That Work

All decidedly NOT cool.

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-google-ads/323128/5 "2005-09-25T21:03:17Z")

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I finally saw a non-mailing list ad. In the Staff Reports thread about saying “cheese” when photographed, the ads were for places to buy cheese.

I find it kind of entertaining when the ads are only superficially related to the topic.

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-google-ads/323128/6 "2005-09-25T21:35:00Z")

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Here’s a Google Ad I’d click on:  
\*Put SDMB Admins and Moderators on obnoxious mailing lists. We’ll make sure they get hundreds of SPAM E-Mails per day informing them about penis enlargerment methods, barely legal teens just 1 day past their 18th birthday ready for hot girl-on-girl action, offers from Nigeria to send you millions if you just give them your bank account number …  
\*

I wonder if that posting is against one of the SDMB message board regulations. Perhaps it might be considered making threats against the moderators?
