# Coolest Movie Titles? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** movies\ **Created:** [December 30, 2019, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640 "2019-12-30T23:22:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Flare4roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7cd45c/32.png) [@Flare4roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flare4roach)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/21 "2019-12-31T03:22:48Z")
Valley of Gwangi Why they don’t reboot this movie is beyond me. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/22 "2019-12-31T03:31:34Z")
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry. (Also, perhaps the best word mentioned in a movie, ever) ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/23 "2019-12-31T04:12:01Z")
Eraserhead. How could any self-respecting freak doubt it was gonna be a trip? ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/24 "2019-12-31T04:23:01Z")
“The Beer Drinker’s Guide to Fitness And Filmmaking” really does exist. I saw it at an independent theater, and met this doco’s subject. A decade later, I worked with a woman who also moonlighted at a video rental store, and they had a copy and she said that most of the people who saw it, hated it. :o I never did go to her store to re-rent it (and like it). > **[The Beer Drinker's Guide to Fitness and Filmmaking (1987) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096902/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)** > > The Beer Drinker's Guide to Fitness and Filmmaking: Directed by Fred G. Sullivan. With Jon Granik, James Hogue, Jan Jalenak, Judith Mayes. An autobiographical spoof shows a harried filmmaker, Fred G. Sullivan (1945-1996), dodging creditors,... How about “Surf Nazis Must Die”? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/25 "2019-12-31T04:24:14Z")
_The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade_ _Swept Away… by an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Sea of August_ _Z_ ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/26 "2019-12-31T04:25:57Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Just take a look at [2019’s list of Lifetime Movies.](https://www.imdb.com/list/ls041158868/) > > Open Marriage > Stalked at 17 > Sins of the Mother > The Wrong Neighbor > Stalked by My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge > Sorority Surrogate > > … and three dozen more! They STILL occasionally show “Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?” ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/27 "2019-12-31T04:28:08Z")
“I Was A Zombie For The FBI” used to play semi-regularly on the old “Night Flight” program. ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/28 "2019-12-31T04:40:36Z")
_Bubba Ho-Tep_ ---
**Author:** ![lingyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@lingyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lingyi)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/29 "2019-12-31T04:49:41Z")
_Nekromantik & Nekromantik 2_ both living up their titles! \*Sssssss \* _Seeding of a Ghost_ ---
**Author:** ![Banksiaman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banksiaman/32/3334_2.png) [@Banksiaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banksiaman)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/30 "2019-12-31T04:51:24Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > _The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade_ > > _Swept Away… by an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Sea of August_ These were voted Least Cool by the guys who put up lettering on theatre awnings. On the other hand they loved Andy Warhol’s trilogy of films directed by Paul Morrisey - _Flesh_ _Trash_ _Heat_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/31 "2019-12-31T04:58:45Z")
_ **Die Hard 2: Die Harder** _ ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/32 "2019-12-31T04:59:18Z")
Has anybody mentioned _Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo_ yet? ---
**Author:** ![lingyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@lingyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lingyi)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/33 "2019-12-31T05:08:36Z")
_Doctor Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Mondo Cane Mondo Cane 2_ _Suspiria_ - Especially the way it’s pronounced in the original’s trailer: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RryaqGHep0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RryaqGHep0) _Let’s Make the Teacher Have a Miscarriage Club_ _Let’s Scare Jessica to Death_ which makes a great double bill with _The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave_ Lots and lots of Japanese soft and hardcore movies…ummm…so I’ve heard.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![lingyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@lingyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lingyi)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/34 "2019-12-31T05:14:42Z")
_Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman Frankenstein Meets the Spacemonster Frankenstein Meets Dracula_ _Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl_ ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/35 "2019-12-31T05:24:47Z")
_The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot_ ---
**Author:** ![lingyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@lingyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lingyi)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/36 "2019-12-31T05:36:00Z")
_Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead RoboGeisha Helldriver Mutant Girls Squad_ You have to watch the trailer or the movie to appreciate the awesomeness of these titles: \*The Machine Girl \*- [https://youtu.be/hGYLMU6dkeM?t=272](https://youtu.be/hGYLMU6dkeM?t=272) _The Shyness Machine Girl_ - [https://youtu.be/uhJ\_W9Kiz-s?t=73](https://youtu.be/uhJ_W9Kiz-s?t=73) ---
**Author:** ![dorvann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df705f/32.png) [@dorvann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorvann)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/37 "2019-12-31T05:42:32Z")
_-And Now The Screaming Starts! Attack of the 50-Foot Woman Bikini Frankenstein Frankenhooker Genie in a String Bikini Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers The Incredible Shrinking Man I Dismember Mama I Spit on Your Grave Sorority Babes in The Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama_ ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/38 "2019-12-31T06:01:44Z")
\*The Unbearable Lightness of Being \* _Boogers of the AntiChrist_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/39 "2019-12-31T06:03:32Z")
_Billy the Kid Versus Dracula_ ---
**Author:** ![lingyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@lingyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lingyi)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/40 "2019-12-31T07:35:24Z")
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