# Coolest Movie Titles?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [December 30, 2019, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640 "2019-12-30T23:22:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/81 "2020-01-02T00:28:04Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Does ‘Snakes on a Plane’ count? The movie is just made up to suit the title made up to be cool sounding.
> 
> ETA: ninja’d

My personal favorite title parody was “Wombats on a Segway.”

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**Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/82 "2020-01-02T14:36:37Z")

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Jesus Christ Superstar. Andy Warhol coined the word superstar, but Tim Rice brought it into our vernacular.

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**Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/83 "2020-01-02T14:57:26Z")

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Okay, my _official_ choice:

[_Pterodactyl Woman from Beverly Hills_](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110910/)

Like _Snakes on a Plane_, it’s what it says on the can.

Look at the cast:  
Beverly D’Angelo is said PWfBH.  
Barry Humphries in multiple roles.  
The late great Brion “Let me tell you about my mother.” James.  
Ruta Lee (“Who?”. Exactly.)  
Moon Unit Zappa because why not?

It’s a classic so stupid it’s fun (at times) movie.

(The writer/director also did _Howling II: … Your Sister Is a Werewolf_. Sadly he also did the third film in the series but the title is merely “Howling III”.)

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**Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/84 "2020-01-02T15:33:28Z")

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**Author:** ![dorvann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df705f/32.png) [@dorvann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorvann)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/85 "2020-01-02T19:41:23Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> How about “Lavalantula”? (Haven’t seen it.)

I, for one, am disappointed no one has ever made a movie about an eight-limbed bigfoot named _Sasquoctopus_.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/86 "2020-01-04T03:43:24Z")

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> [@dorvann](#):
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> I, for one, am disappointed no one has ever made a movie about an eight-limbed bigfoot named _Sasquoctopus_.

That’s funny!

Never know who might see this post.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/87 "2020-01-04T04:17:27Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> The Loneliness of The Long Distance Runner

[The Goalie’s Anxiety At The Penalty Kick](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066773/). (after the story “Die Angst des Tormanns beim Elfmeter” by this year’s literature Nobel winner Peter Handke).

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/88 "2020-01-04T04:25:17Z")

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> [@Dropo](#):
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> And speaking of Russ Meyer films with cool titles, there is also _Motorpsycho!_ and _Mudhoney_.

Which both [promptly became](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorpsycho) [band names](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudhoney)! Both mighty cool bands.

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/89 "2020-01-04T17:43:08Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> Which both [promptly became](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorpsycho) [band names](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudhoney)! Both mighty cool bands.

You’re forgetting [Faster Pussycat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faster_Pussycat).

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/90 "2020-01-04T20:17:01Z")

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\*8 Heads in a Duffel Bag

Bring me the Head of Alfredo Garcia  
\*

So I have a decapitation fetish.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/91 "2020-01-06T00:35:12Z")

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Super Size Me  
Come Back To the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean  
Even Drawfs Started Small  
There’s A Girl In My Soup  
Heavy Metal Parking Lot  
Tell Me That You Love Me, Junie Moon

Stan Brakhage:  
The Lion and the Zebra Make God’s Raw Jewels  
Yggdrasill: Whose Roots Are Stars in the Human Mind  
Christ Mass Sex Dance  
The Cat of the Worm’s Green Realm  
I Am Afraid: And This Is My Fear  
The Fur of Home  
Sexual Meditation: Faun’s Room, Yale  
Silent Sound Sense Stars Subotnick and Sender  
Unglassed Windows Cast a Terrible Reflection

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/92 "2020-01-06T02:36:58Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Cool Hand Luke.

Gotta love it.  
😉

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/93 "2020-01-06T03:23:07Z")

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\*No Sex Please, We’re British!

If It’s Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium

Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Song

Z\*

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/94 "2020-01-06T04:23:45Z")

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_How to Stuff a Wild Bikini_

_They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!_

_Death Race 2000_

_Throw Momma from the Train_

_Cowboys and Aliens_

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**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/95 "2020-01-06T14:36:38Z")

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[Nude Nuns with Big Guns](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1352388/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0)

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/96 "2020-01-06T14:48:41Z")

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\*\*Surf Nazis Must Die!

Caltiki – The Immortal Moster

From Hell it Came

Monster from Green Hell

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/97 "2020-01-07T03:14:02Z")

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The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/98 "2020-01-07T03:24:14Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> \*\*Surf Nazis Must Die!
> 
> Caltiki – The Immortal Moster
> 
> From Hell it Came
> 
> Monster from Green Hell
> 
> Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama
> 
> \*\*

In a similar vein:

**It Conquered The World**

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/99 "2020-01-07T12:26:45Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> In a similar vein:
> 
> **It Conquered The World**

You could do a whole series of “its”

\*\*It Came from Outer Space

It Came from Beneath the Sea

It! The Terror from Beyond Space

It Came from Hollywood\*\*

Related

\*\*They Came from Beyond Space

Them

The Thing

The Thing that Would not Die

She

The She creature\*\*

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-movie-titles/845640/100 "2020-01-07T16:30:29Z")

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Mr. Warmth: the Don Rickles Project

Can I quickly sneak in the shampoo name Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific?

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