# Coolest New User Name Not Yet Used (lurkers take note!) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 8, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117 "2000-10-08T03:44:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/21 "2000-10-08T22:14:18Z")
Literary Characters: Nurse Ratched Peter Lake The Wife of Bath Viola Ones I made up: Surreal McCoy Hallelujah Downtown The AV Squad Black Sheep ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/22 "2000-10-08T22:19:23Z")
_slowly sinks her teeth into the chocolate jack o’lantern_ I’m not kidding. I will eat this chocolat jack o’lantern. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/23 "2000-10-08T22:29:38Z")
How about… pseudo demonic laughter happy inflatable sheep she whose name must not be spoken Oh, go on and eat the damn thing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/24 "2000-10-08T22:32:18Z")
_takes another bite of the chocolate jack o’lantern_ ---
**Author:** ![rockstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockstar)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/25 "2000-10-08T23:42:18Z")
How bout: Sam Lowry Sonic Death Monkey Evil Leprechaun Alarm Clock MacPhisto ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/26 "2000-10-09T02:34:35Z")
“No Exit” “No Busking” “Running with Scissors” “I Am Donovan’s Brain” “Courtyard by Marriott” “Body by Jake” “Room Service” (writing this from the Courtyard in Detroit…) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/27 "2000-10-09T03:59:19Z")
_snaps up the last two bites of the chocolate jack o’lantern_ I have other hostages. _reaches for a Cadbury chocolate bar_ ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/28 "2000-10-09T05:13:31Z")
How about “Cadbury”? (The bar must die.) ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/29 "2000-10-09T07:18:45Z")
Throat Warbler Mangrove Raymond Luxury Yacht ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/30 "2000-10-09T10:02:29Z")
“Surrealistic Pillow?” ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/31 "2000-10-09T12:02:16Z")
**Patty O’furniture**. ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/32 "2000-10-09T13:55:48Z")
“Baby Fish Mouth” “Festering Wound” “Ingrown” …and my boss’ wife mentioned this phrase the other day that has stuck in my head: “pierced scrotum” ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/33 "2000-10-09T14:43:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*“Surrealistic Pillow?” \*\* Isn’t that a Jefferson Airplane album? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/34 "2000-10-09T15:07:45Z")
Omphalos, or perhaps, Omphaloskepsis. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/35 "2000-10-09T15:31:15Z")
Howabout AuntBeer? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![muppetsoup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@muppetsoup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muppetsoup)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/36 "2000-10-09T15:52:11Z")
i’m partial to ‘libido torpedo’ and ‘skany yankee’ ---
**Author:** ![Wrath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ee7513/32.png) [@Wrath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wrath)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/37 "2000-10-09T15:55:49Z")
ByteMe ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/38 "2000-10-09T22:39:43Z")
**C.O.JONES** ---
**Author:** ![WillyK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/47e85d/32.png) [@WillyK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillyK)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/39 "2000-10-09T23:34:25Z")
Billy Rubin ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/40 "2000-10-09T23:46:51Z")
As coined by **Coldfire** and **Rysdad** in [this Pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39757): **Shiny Gay Republican** Or seen on a cruise ship: **Mind Your Head** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117.md?page=3)