# Coolest New User Name Not Yet Used (lurkers take note!) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 8, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117 "2000-10-08T03:44:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/41 "2000-10-10T05:35:22Z")
How about: Rebutt TrollkillerX Hoaxbuster Harry Retry, Abort, then Ignore A Hand In Bush (worth more than a bird, right?) New Urban Legend Whizzy Wig Tribble HortaLover (eww) ---
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/42 "2000-10-10T16:52:20Z")
A few handle suggestions: Zarathustra Event Horizon I see dead people Erasmus My ass is on fire Azimuth Reused condom Mastor the Castor There is no spoon Cyrus the Virus Menage a Trois Darth Yoda Xtreme Pervertion Hyper Quasar 😃 Eternal Entropy Rebel without a clue American Bad Ass Oblivion Van Gogh’s ear I came, I farted, I left (a stinking odor) Magna cum laude pussy–from Basic Instinct– Perpetual Orgasm Jesus666 Captain Nemo Nosferatu Achilles Other Heel Ground Zero Dali Lama Pinocchio’s Nose Cecil AdamsTM Tell me if you need more… ---
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/43 "2000-10-13T18:25:07Z")
Pizza the Hutt Nemesis Poseidon Anus the paganus ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/44 "2000-10-13T18:39:41Z")
**Silas Greenback** , the name of the villainous frog from the Danger Mouse cartoons? ---
**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/45 "2000-10-13T22:10:53Z")
aw crap… I just thought of a cool username yesterday and now I forget what it was… damn TV is ruining my mind ---
**Author:** ![DocDaneeka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c68b51/32.png) [@DocDaneeka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocDaneeka)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/46 "2000-10-13T23:37:50Z")
I’m just glad DocDaneeka wasn’t taken. I was a bit bummed about Yossarian being unavailable, but hell, I’ve had experience with people thinking I was dead when I was standing right there… Just be glad I didn’t go with MajorMajorMajorMajor. The coolest names I ever made up (I suck at making up names) were Brether Taine for a guy and Shaladra for a girl. Shaladra is my daughter’s middle name, and my ex-wife uses it as her handle online. PS. This was my virgin post. It only hurt a little. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/47 "2000-10-13T23:41:33Z")
**To Serve Man** would be odd and vaguely amusing. ---
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/48 "2000-10-14T00:07:14Z")
Female dopers, wouldn’t you like to call yourselves: Jennifer López’ ass 😃 ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/49 "2000-10-14T02:14:30Z")
I did the Hitchhiker’s Guide username thing for a while, as **Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged** , but I was getting too many request from people wanting insults. I’d gladly take **Fenchurch** if only I was the correct gender. A few ideas… Wallflower Power CarpalTunnelMan Incognito Entropy Furry Utopia Standard Candle Whoositz Camelepardus The Cat Who Went Mad Under the Light of the Moon Mars Needs Omelets Wild Goose Pipe Dream Imzadi Casual Madness Frostbite Moon ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/50 "2000-10-14T04:38:19Z")
Alcoholocaust is cool. A bit long, though. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/51 "2000-10-14T05:24:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*If some little nymph named herself “ILuvCrunchyFrog” That’d be cool. > > \*\* I’m a trollop. is that close to being a nymph? 🙂 These names are all so great. I especially like Frostbite Moon. Makes Zoggie seem really dull. Here are other names i like: The Ultimate Tampon (can’t get rid of that one) Big Bigger Biggest Moon Pie A La Mode RazorBladeAngst BadAndy ---
**Author:** ![Renton\_lvr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@Renton\_lvr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renton_lvr)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/52 "2000-10-14T05:42:33Z")
How about “JFK Jr.'s Rotting Corpse” ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/53 "2000-10-14T06:01:37Z")
These here, these are what you want: Hiro Protagonist Wintermute Snow Crash Deathmonkey Fancypants Scribblin’ Gibbon antilog SineHerePlease Cosiner Amalgamated, Incorporated Amalgamated Diversified Unlimited, Ltd. 2Line 2Time Asimov Clarke Videohead (Also a possible Alternative Rock/Industrial/Rave band name) me@large jeklkej Transistorized! Tubetester Ten Percent Pure Precision Mod Base Two Distributed Standard Djinn and Tonic Corona Bomblight Tangent Logos Rhythm Nicean Creed Batdance Delphic Pallas Athena Zoner Stoned Alive Cornball CHiPs THiCk RatePerMinute Descending Increase Osip (just kidding) Spaghetti and Hairballs Zotted Zotter Orrie Zot! Woodchuck Car Rec Ty Game Ghast Lert Dult cement (wait, concrete plans on taking that one :)) Mausketeer Derived Value Possible This Space Intentionally Left Blank ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/54 "2000-10-14T16:03:11Z")
**BodhiSeltzer** or, as agiasofia changed it to (and I like better)… **BodhiSativa** Tyrone Shoelaces Sara Bellum Mahatma Coat ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/55 "2000-10-15T02:50:37Z")
S Kit Zoid Play Ger Ism I Kin Spel Punk U Ation ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/56 "2000-10-15T03:29:37Z")
How about Inglch Mager ---
**Author:** ![PuRpLe\_PrIdE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c77e96/32.png) [@PuRpLe\_PrIdE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PuRpLe_PrIdE)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/57 "2000-10-15T04:02:08Z")
I have to say: ramedog ramiusdogius nartfack peace dj I\_BEE\_LUCIOUS That’s all the ‘crazy’ ones I have for now. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/58 "2000-10-15T05:13:27Z")
Camel Toe ---
**Author:** ![Mofo\_Rising](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mofo\_Rising](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mofo_Rising)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117/59 "2000-10-19T07:48:32Z")
I know this post is dead, but I just found this list of names that I recommended to somebody on another board ([This site](http://www.csd.net/~cantelow/poem_welcome.html) to be exact), and just had to share. Young Gandhi Sinister Dexter GoofusGallant The Oppenheimer Effect Parallelogram S.P.A.S.T.I.C., The Robot That Walked Like A Man! Too Many Monkeys What’s Inside The Pentagon? Mr. Whipple Tinky-Winky DECREATOR Window Pain Jackie Chan Dipsy Gremlin Televised Mind-Control George Laa-Laa Helen Technoholic My Neighbor’s Cat Knows My Name And Wants To Kill Me Po The Military-Industrial Complex Organic Soup Biscuit In fact, if I didn’t already have a username, Too Many Monkeys would be my next choice. (Although I do have a fondness for My Neighbor’s Cat Knows My Name And Wants To Kill Me.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-user-name-not-yet-used-lurkers-take-note/36117.md?page=2)