# Coolest new username **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 30, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842 "2000-05-30T01:17:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/1 "2000-05-30T01:17:00Z")
Well I’m generally not one to focus on this shit, but for some reason this caught my eye. I felt like taking notice of it, and since the MB has been FUBAR for me all weekend I’m going to indulge in some really mundane stuff :). The user **¦:•)** is the best username I’ve seen since _Imthecowgodmoo_. Maybe I’m high, but I think its cool. OK, back to being a adult for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Jetty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4da419/32.png) [@Jetty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jetty)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/2 "2000-05-30T02:16:02Z")
I think 😃 has a cool username. BTW, shouldn’t this be in IMHO? ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/3 "2000-05-30T02:16:12Z")
I like that user name too, Omni, but I think I like the simpler :D, sometimes less is more. Now I pose a question to these users, how shall we pronounce their names, so far in my mind the one I mentioned is smiley, the one Omni likes is ‘busy smiley’. ?? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/4 "2000-05-30T02:34:37Z")
No, its the big round nose that I like. I’m not sure how I’ll pronounce it, maybe I’ll just make a face. ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/5 "2000-05-30T05:58:52Z")
Maybe ¦:•) is {:-Df 's brother? and 😃 is their cousin? Since I always pronounced {:-Df as Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dingle -dangle -dongle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker - thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser - kurstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -ein -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mitz -weimache - auuber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker-kalbsfleisch -mittler -aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Maybe you pronounce ¦:•) as Sebastian Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dingle -dangle -dongle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker - thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser - kurstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -ein -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mitz -weimache - auuber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker-kalbsfleisch -mittler -aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm of course, that would make 😃 Alfred Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dingle -dangle -dongle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker - thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser - kurstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -ein -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mitz -weimache - auuber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker-kalbsfleisch -mittler -aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. just a thought ---
**Author:** ![InsanityIncarnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7cd45c/32.png) [@InsanityIncarnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InsanityIncarnate)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/6 "2000-05-30T06:34:42Z")
We could just call them bob but that wouldn’t be funyy or insane. How about john jakob jingle hiemer schmidt. His name is my name too. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/7 "2000-05-30T13:15:33Z")
Cow God!!! Yay!! Welcome back buddie! ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/8 "2000-05-30T17:15:07Z")
I thought that it was a clown face. Anyway, that’s the coolest sig/name. ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/9 "2000-05-30T18:54:25Z")
I like a lot of the names, but don’t remember them all so I won’t tell which ones are my favorites. However, the names like Tatertot and Peaches and HighTechBurrito always make me hungry. Please stop the torture. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/10 "2000-05-30T21:24:48Z")
Saxface, now that you’ve eaten, how’d ya like to wash it all down with a nice UncleBeer? ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/11 "2000-05-30T21:42:44Z")
Leave it to UncleBeer to practice the art of self-promotion… :rolleyes: I always thought that Imthecowgodmoo had the coolest username (didn’t he win Opalcat’s popularity contest? I don’t remember anymore). ---
**Author:** ![Fanny\_May](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Fanny\_May](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fanny_May)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/12 "2000-05-30T22:04:36Z")
Have you noticed all the longer names? Some are now 3 or 4 words. I might switch to “Fanny, Queen of The May Pole” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/13 "2000-06-01T03:18:49Z")
::::SNORT! :::: _ **Wiping tears from my eyes.** _ Imthecowgodmoo, I’ve missed you. ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/14 "2000-06-01T19:03:14Z")
> [@](#): > > I always thought that Imthecowgodmoo had the coolest username (didn’t he win Opalcat’s popularity contest? I don’t remember anymore). Thanks, but no- I didn’t win. I thought I was going to win, but some weirdo with the name of ‘bug vomit’ beat me. I say he cheated (something about voting for oneself everyday is considered cheating in my book). I cried fowl, but everyone knows who the real winner is anyways- ME! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-new-username/20842/15 "2000-06-01T19:14:38Z")
SaxFace; Huge dark chocolate fudge double layer cheexecake with syrup…