# Coolest Places to Have Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731 "2003-01-05T05:43:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/1 "2003-01-05T05:43:01Z")
For the past couple weeks, **Mudshark** and I have been trying to come up with the top 100 places to have sex. At the moment, we have about forty. Any suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/2 "2003-01-05T05:45:40Z")
Coolest? How about the fridge? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/3 "2003-01-05T05:54:02Z")
Here is the list so far. 1. Abandoned Building 2. Cemetery 3. In the Road 4. Auditorium 5. Elevator 6. Phone Booth 7. Pool Table 8. Cheap Hotel Room 9. George’s Party Pak 10. Parent’s Bedroom 11. In Class 12. Recording Studio 13. Moving Bus 14. Balcony 15. Opera Booth 16. Photo Booth 17. Haystack 18. Field 19. Library 20. Confessional 21. Display Window 22. Dugout 23. Amusement Park 24. Woods 25. Sauna 26. Back of Friend’s Car 27. Dumbwaiter 28. Small Island in a Nearby Lake 29. Abandoned School Bus 30. Tunnel 31. Catwalk 32. Pine Forest 33. Race Car Bed ---
**Author:** ![yola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/48db29/32.png) [@yola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yola)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/4 "2003-01-05T05:54:49Z")
On a train, or on a plane with Sam I am…lol Coolest place to have sex would be where nobody else does it. And where would that be? SOme time the obvious is less obnoxious! ---
**Author:** ![Eastern\_Europa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9dc877/32.png) [@Eastern\_Europa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eastern_Europa)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/5 "2003-01-05T05:55:14Z")
I once had quite a few friends who insisted that the backstage areas of a theater were the best places to get it on. (I would recommend caution around the curtain controls and lighting, though.) ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/6 "2003-01-05T05:56:03Z")
p.s. Personal References have been excluded to protect those who would not want us to have sex on their personal property. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/7 "2003-01-05T05:57:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mudshark \* > \*\* > 33. Race Car Bed \*\* ??? You must have added that one all by yourself. Oh, and George’s Party Pak is a shop in town. The owner is a triffle anal-retentive…he’ll only let two students in his shop at a time, has “merchandise” an inch thick in dust that had to be perchased pre-1970, and will follow you around to make sure you don’t steal anything, like a pair of cowboy boots from his extensive collection, or some vintage toilet paper. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/8 "2003-01-05T06:03:27Z")
“On the roof,” “on a golf course,” or “in a fountain” :eek: made a list I once saw. I suspect they weren’t thinking of a gabled roof, a miniature golf course, or a soda fountain, either. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/9 "2003-01-05T06:09:09Z")
In a snow bank ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/10 "2003-01-05T06:13:05Z")
Race car bed is on the list, in your handwriting. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/11 "2003-01-05T06:23:31Z")
the beach back of a van or car _while being driven_ by someone else hammock on the front porch slyly, on the dance floor of a dance club In line at a movie theater in bed at home ---
**Author:** ![Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/db5fbb/32.png) [@Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fred)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/12 "2003-01-05T06:26:29Z")
I agree with **NoClueBoy’s** last. In bed, at home. Well, actually, I don’t. I consider that “the best,” but it’s hardly something that I’d think “that’s cool.” So here’s my list: 1. Inside an active volcano 2. While skydiving 3. In space 4. Oval Office 5. Bosses desk. 6. Atop Mt. Everest. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/13 "2003-01-05T06:36:53Z")
In the ass. Oh wait, I’m in the wrong thread. ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/14 "2003-01-05T06:59:38Z")
I did it on a waterfall once and that was definitly cool. ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/15 "2003-01-05T07:04:36Z")
Palm Springs, golf course, hot night, moonlight…damn those automatic sprinklers, otherwise 100% perfection. ---
**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/16 "2003-01-05T07:20:56Z")
under the boardwalk (I’ve done this) or elsewhere on the beach in a limo ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/17 "2003-01-05T07:53:40Z")
On top of a huge pile of $1000 bills, using religious paraphernalia as “toys.” ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/18 "2003-01-05T08:01:14Z")
I had sex this weekend in a small room off to the side of a stage where I had just performed a wedding. Something about asking my girl if she wanted to f\*ck the Minister in a quasi-public place made her go absolutely nuts. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/19 "2003-01-05T08:04:15Z")
In bed with somebody you love. Oh fer fuck’s sake, yes you might think it boring, but it’s easier in the long run. :0 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/20 "2003-01-05T08:05:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \* > \*\*In bed with somebody you love. > > Oh fer fuck’s sake, yes you might think it boring, but it’s easier in the long run. :0 \*\* It depends on the bed. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731.md?page=2)