# Coolest Places to Have Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731 "2003-01-05T05:43:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/21 "2003-01-05T09:25:56Z")
How did “Recording Studio” get chosen? And where in the studio? Drum booth, control room, soundlock, vocal booth, or live room? I’d like to add (without any endorsement or experience on my part) “Pit in back of lane in Bowling Alley”. If it’s a Brunswick machine, the place where the pins fall vibrates, which would make for an, er, _interesting_ time, if you don’t mind the grease. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/22 "2003-01-05T11:01:53Z")
50 yard line on a football field in a preferably empty stadium. (or in the end zone so you can make endless jokes about “scoring”). In a tall tree. (just be very careful) In a library. Books and sex, what more could you want? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/23 "2003-01-05T11:06:27Z")
I’d have to say in the butt, Bob. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/24 "2003-01-05T11:24:29Z")
1. Veeeeeeeeeeery back of O’Byrnes bar 2. Balcony 3. Hot tub (Nude hot tub party what can I say?) 4. Friends living room 5. Living room (mine/boyfriends) 6. Bedroom ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/25 "2003-01-05T13:18:39Z")
Wherever you happen to be when the mood strikes. ---
**Author:** ![Texican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ebca7d/32.png) [@Texican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Texican)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/26 "2003-01-05T14:08:37Z")
The wife and I are collecting State Capitols. The only rules are it has to be on the grounds somewhere. We have 4 so far. However since Sept 11 we haven’t tried any others as we are concerned about security. Other faves over the years with various participants: in a lighthouse pickup bed at a drive in theatre in a van full of people coming home from the beach late in the evening who don’t have a clue in the back of a car with her parents driving, don’t have a clue (oral only, does that count?) just about anywhere i’ve been out in nature with a girl, woods, water, desert, etc… in a tent in a crowded campground in the surf (i told that girl not to let go of her bikini bottoms, we looked pretty dumb when i had to come out of the water, back to our friends, take a towel back out into the water for her…i think the others figured out what was going on). Rock City in a cave, while on a tour public swimming pool, late at night apt swimming pool country club swimming pool (these three represent a progession from high school, to college, to suburbanite) the Fort on St. Kitts in the backyard in the frontyard in the car, parked in the garage (breaking in a new vehicle takes a lot of effort) in the car, everywhere else on the highway in an alley Fort Nashboro Battleship Texas On top of a mountain pass in the Rockies in Colorado, could see for a hundred miles in any direction it seemed in the bathroom or other room at many different parties, usually with girls i just met middle of Kyle Field at midnight (didn’t make my million before 30 though) in the infield at Talledega (never did know her name, come to think of it i don’t even remember how we ended up having sex) variousl parks, baseball fields, golf courses, etc… ah, the memories…i’m sure there are more but i haven’t had coffee yet. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/27 "2003-01-05T14:19:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LouisB \* > \*\*Wherever you happen to be when the mood strikes. \*\* During a physics lecture? ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/28 "2003-01-05T14:45:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tristan \* > \*\*I had sex this weekend in a small room off to the side of a stage where I had just performed a wedding. > > Something about asking my girl if she wanted to f\*ck the Minister in a quasi-public place made her go absolutely nuts. \*\* Am I the only one that thinks this sounds more than a tad sacreligious? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/29 "2003-01-05T15:03:53Z")
“… and **that’s** why they won’t let your mother and me back into Howard Johnson’s ever again.” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/30 "2003-01-05T15:23:31Z")
Must these actually be doable? In the Space Shuttle in orbit. In a chocolate factory, in a vat of melted chocolate. In scuba gear in deep water? Hijack/ how would water pressure 100 ft down affect ejaculation? ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/31 "2003-01-05T15:44:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tangent \* > \*\* > In a library. Books and sex, what more could you want? \*\* > [@](#): > > **19. Library** Sigh. But when the nice librarian chases your naked tush out the front door or calls the cops, don’t assume it’s because he/she is a prude. This is pretty common fantasy and suffers from over exposure, in all senses. “Sheesh, _again_?!” Veb ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/32 "2003-01-05T15:44:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pravnik \* > \*\*I’d have to say in the butt, Bob. \*\* Damn you, pravnik, I wanted to be the one to post that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Urban\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Urban\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urban_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/33 "2003-01-05T16:06:29Z")
In terms of coolness, you can’t beat Antarctica. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/34 "2003-01-05T18:30:34Z")
The restroom of a major department store. In a treehouse. In a rowboat in the middle of a lake. In a utility room below the grandstands at the fairgrounds during the fair while Bon Jovi was performing on stage. ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/35 "2003-01-05T19:35:13Z")
On a fire escape in the rain ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/36 "2003-01-05T19:35:53Z")
In a B-17 bomber. _In flight_. Or any other bomber for that matter. . . Tripler Yeah, I saw 1941 yesterday. . . ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/37 "2003-01-05T19:43:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joe K \* > **How did “Recording Studio” get chosen? And where in the studio? Drum booth, control room, soundlock, vocal booth, or live room?** We were talking about what sort of subliminal messages we’d want to put on CD’s if we were ever in a band, and that crossed over into the ‘places to have sex’ list. ( **Mudshark** and I are are all about lists, we’ve got the sex list, the bodily fluids continuum, the ‘who would be on our Sargent Pepper cover if we were the Beatles’ list…anyway). We thought it would be rather fun to go at it one night in the recording studio when the other band members were gone, (in the vocal booth) screw like mad, record it, and somehow dub the session (maybe back wards or at a low volume) into the final release of the album. It would be the Paul-is-dead equivalent for the new millenuim. “Oh my God, Ray, you can hear their bass player and the lead singer go at it on this one, turn the volume up in that quiet part! Right there!” “They are not, it’s just the bassist screaming ‘cranberry sauce,’ you dumbass.” ---
**Author:** ![Wordy\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d2c977/32.png) [@Wordy\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wordy_One)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/38 "2003-01-05T19:45:27Z")
Top of the Space Needle. There’s a unisex restroom in the gift shop and… ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/39 "2003-01-05T20:07:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVeblen \* > \*\*Sigh. > > But when the nice librarian chases your naked tush out the front door or calls the cops, don’t assume it’s because he/she is a prude. This is pretty common fantasy and suffers from over exposure, in all senses. “Sheesh, _again_?!” > > Veb \*\* On reflection, apologies to all, including the OP, for that post. It might have been on the _subject_ of the question, but not in the spirit. (I’m a little cranky because we had to chase out the same couple having sex in the library twice last week. The second time they were caught by a kid and her grandmother. NOT a good scene.) Anyway, I will apologize, stop hijacking this and shut up already. Sheepishly, Veb ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/40 "2003-01-05T20:40:31Z")
Aw, don’t worry about it **Veb**. Completely understandable, after having to deal with that scene. “Grammy, what are they doing?” “They’re…they’re reading, Kimmy. We’re going into the children’s section now.” “No, they’re not reading, grandma, his hand’s on her–” “Kimmy, I _said_ we’re going to the children’s section now.” Yeah. Wouldn’t want to have to answer for that one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731.md?page=3)