# Coolest Places to Have Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731 "2003-01-05T05:43:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/41 "2003-01-05T21:21:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimboguy \* > \*\*In a chocolate factory, in a vat of melted chocolate. \*\* Um, ouch? Melted chocolate in naughty places, fun in a controlled environment, submerged within said melted chocolate, not so fun. -foxy ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/42 "2003-01-05T22:19:05Z")
Well, you have your dream fucks, I have mine. I’m willing to compromise – I could pour Bosco on us! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/43 "2003-01-05T23:13:18Z")
well, a girlfriend and I once made a list of all the euphemisms we could think of, and added them to the list as new ones came up… …but never this… Um, a ski lift? Brrrrr. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/44 "2003-01-05T23:46:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Grelby \* > **well, a girlfriend and I once made a list of all the euphemisms we could think of, and added them to the list as new ones came up…** We did that one once, too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/45 "2003-01-06T02:48:43Z")
bathroom at McDonalds. a non-abandoned school bus a movie theater the hallway by the principal’s office ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/46 "2003-01-06T03:11:15Z")
Display room of a casket company Underwater (scuba diving) Billboard (most of them have ledges) Disney World (anywhere inside the park – ooh, on the monorail would be interesting) In a tank Inside an [inflatable room](http://www.kissmachine.org/irewako1.html) ---
**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/47 "2003-01-06T03:21:44Z")
Let’s get esoteric… You know those really long-range jets? Trans-pacific routes can take 18 hours. Nobody works an 18 hour shift in the left seat of a 747. Solution: small sleeping compartments in said jets. The nickname for these places is “sin bins”. Now you know why the crew seems so happy. Also: the towers of the Golden Gate Bridge contain elevators, which lead to work platforms at the top of the towers. Dare you. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/48 "2003-01-06T03:35:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by happyheathen \* > \*\*Also: the towers of the Golden Gate Bridge contain elevators, which lead to work platforms at the top of the towers. Dare you. \*\* I really don’t think you should dare **Orange Skinner** and me. ---
**Author:** ![Jeu\_D\_esprit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@Jeu\_D\_esprit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeu_D_esprit)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/49 "2003-01-06T03:36:23Z")
In a hammock in a tropical location of your choice. At your local bondage bar. On a merry-go-round horse. Hand jobs in heavy traffic. On the floor of a bedroom right before a roomate knocks on the door and barges in. In the living room and just after you finish you notice that you forgot to close the curtains…and the neighbor’s light is on right across the way. and on, and on, and on… ---
**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/50 "2003-01-06T03:55:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mudshark \* > \*\*I really don’t think you should dare **Orange Skinner** and me. \*\* Why not? Do you really think you can get anywhere NEAR those elevators? p.s. - the wind would probably get you unless you were wearing safety harnesses. If you do get to SF, check out the areas around the gate - there are still many old “pillbox” installations. ---
**Author:** ![tacosux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8797f3/32.png) [@tacosux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacosux)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/51 "2003-01-06T04:09:41Z")
while robbing a bank what a rush ---
**Author:** ![Texican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ebca7d/32.png) [@Texican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Texican)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/52 "2003-01-06T12:51:37Z")
I forgot a really good one… Live, on the air broadcasting while a dj at my college radio station. I had a girlfriend that thought it was really fun to try to get me to mess up while talking. We had regular sex too, but the effort she put into those bj’s to get my voice to mess up was something truly memorable. ---
**Author:** ![yawndave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/43a26b/32.png) [@yawndave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawndave)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/53 "2003-01-06T19:03:20Z")
On top of a sandstone outcropping in Arches National Park at sunset. ---
**Author:** ![twelfthsign](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@twelfthsign](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twelfthsign)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/54 "2003-01-06T19:49:55Z")
In the ocean, underwater. ---
**Author:** ![jellen92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@jellen92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellen92)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/55 "2003-01-06T20:39:19Z")
Rest stops. Bathroom Floors. Confession Booth at church. Burger King Freezer. Grandma’s linen closet. Work Bench. Chopping Block. Psych Ward Dining area. On the set of a George Clooney film. In a tub full of “Shake ‘n’ Bake” ---
**Author:** ![LittleBabyNothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b38774/32.png) [@LittleBabyNothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleBabyNothing)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/56 "2003-01-06T21:00:49Z")
I think it would be interesting to try it on a bouncy castle, minus the little kids of course ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/57 "2003-01-06T21:16:29Z")
Standing up. two canoes. No one said this was going to easy. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/58 "2003-01-06T21:49:24Z")
On a mountain top (more accessible to most people than Mt. Everest) In a gondola (enclosed ski lift – not so windy or falling-prone) In a department store display window, at night with the lights out In a hot-air balloon In a broadcasting booth overlooking an NFL game In a haunted house (either a for-pay walkthrough kind, or a real, spooky abandoned house) In a coffin In a grave ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/59 "2003-01-06T22:22:40Z")
On the roof of a hotel in Hong Kong, at night, with the city shining brightly far below and all around you. [sub]yeah, that was a good one.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![DLurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@DLurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DLurker)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731/60 "2003-01-07T03:11:46Z")
Changing room of a posh woman’s store. In the corporate boardroom on the big table. In a coffee shops big comfy chair during business hours. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coolest-places-to-have-sex/146731.md?page=4)