# Cooped up, need practice. I challenge you to defeat me! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672 "2003-01-24T18:50:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/21 "2003-01-25T01:22:19Z")
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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/22 "2003-01-25T01:45:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happyjoelucky \* > \*\*happy > joe > lucky \*\* happy joe lucky has a low post count but hey, so did i at one point so that’s cool and these things are a surprising lot harder to write when the words are really ordinary > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tlw \* > \*\*America > sexy > bird \*\* Growing up in America behind fenced yards the adults always said we lived in the best place on earth, but even when puberty hits in the midsummer there’s nothing as sexy as train tracks or highways. Even the birds in our trees dream about country that’s not sectioned off or sliced up. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mullinator \* > \*\*Unununium > Gloryhole > Milquetoast \*\* you’ve taken too many trips to the gloryhole at the back of Sears yes you. it doesn’t matter that you can recite the chemical structure of unununium we don’t care about things like that hey you with your milquetoast nature and your bow ties you don’t scare us. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Washte \* > \*\*lissencephalic > trigger-happy > moose \*\* The weirdos at the hunting shop said he was lissencephalic - what the hell’s that? we said. He was also trigger-happy - shots rang out in the woods and he perched on his rock and yelped while all the birds took off in a clatter of wings, red cavities appeared in moose hide until dusk. ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/23 "2003-01-25T02:37:35Z")
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**Author:** ![MrPeabody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@MrPeabody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrPeabody)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/24 "2003-01-25T02:48:16Z")
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/25 "2003-01-25T02:49:38Z")
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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/26 "2003-01-25T04:59:56Z")
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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/27 "2003-01-25T05:10:08Z")
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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/28 "2003-01-25T05:14:53Z")
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/29 "2003-01-25T05:31:20Z")
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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/30 "2003-01-25T05:44:43Z")
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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/31 "2003-01-25T06:10:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*fluid > anal > cavaty \*\* a rush of fluid to the head and a blast of gasoline into the engine and that was all she wrote my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boss got entangled in a tree behind a concert stadium and they retrieved a branch from his anal cavity. (I’ll have you all know I spent most of this one trying to avoid making a g\*\*\*\*\* reference. If you don’t know what that is, trust me you don’t want to.) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CRorex \* > \*\*Necrophilia > Archdiocees (spelling?) > Falaphal (spelling yet again) \*\* Kid, it smells like necrophilia in here. Go fill your head with falafel and not ideas and quit hanging around in catacombs. Maybe you should try talking to someone in the archdiocese, and for the gods’ sakes put down that skull. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > **aventurine > lummox > vichyssoise** little goth girl’s wearing an aventurine bracelet deep browns set in cheap silver catch the sun and splatter it around the sidewalk Some lummox probably bought it for her and now he’s going to pick her up and feed her vichysoisse until sunset. ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/32 "2003-01-25T06:10:38Z")
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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/33 "2003-01-25T06:36:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by welby \* > \*\*anklebiter > sphincter > orgasmic \*\* you’re no anklebiter for that you’d be the neighbor’s dog with the high yappy bark and the distended sphincter no, you’re no anklebiter unless biting ankles makes you orgasmic. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MaxTheVool \* > \*\*perhaps an SDMB-themed poem involving the words: > asshat > troll > moderator \*\* _You got it!_ We have one basic rule: Don’t be a jerk. And trolls will be repeatedly shot in the face or banned, whichever’s easier. Also, it is not wise to annoy the moderators as many of them could turn you into an asshat. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ianzin \* > \*\*Thaumaturgy > Stakhanovite > Palliative \*\* stankhonative’s not in my dictionary, sorry. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster47 \* > \*\*Studmuffin > Adventitious > Miffed \*\* These trees can put down adventitious roots in places no one would expect just like people sometimes: my aunt was miffed whenever we watched MTV and warned us about the dangers of sex outside marriage but then took off with a studmuffin from Toledo. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\*Potato > Scrum > Bra \*\* the potato bar was a whorehouse this everyone in town knew. each friday night the bras hit the floor in lace and colored ribbon floats and then the customers scrum for postition. More coming! ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/34 "2003-01-25T06:40:34Z")
actually no, that’s it for tonight, I’m going to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/35 "2003-01-25T10:45:53Z")
What a fantastic mind exercise **Daowajan**! You’ve done quite well. Going to go back over several of these. Sleep well. Your brain must be hurting 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/36 "2003-01-25T13:52:13Z")
Wow, **Daowajan**! The America/sexy/bird one is an _excellent_ poem! ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/37 "2003-01-25T16:39:38Z")
Well done! There is a disturbing imagary in distended sphincters though. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/38 "2003-01-25T16:55:21Z")
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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/39 "2003-01-25T18:36:43Z")
**Daowajan** , you are one badass motherfucker. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672/40 "2003-01-25T20:01:26Z")
I have come down with the Never-Ending Flu, so it’s time for the Saturday round. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheOnlySaneOne \* > \*\*kamikaze > zygote > vortex \*\* the clouds swirl into a vortex in the pre-dawn sky ove the islands breaking apart air mass inversions and kamikaze wings en route to ships this is the zygote of civilization this is the apex of barbarism > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KeithT \* > \*\*Rathskeller > Squirrel > Sunburn \*\* Most of the food in the Rathskeller tastes like fried dead rabid squirrel. actually i don’t know, I usually eat food at home and then go sit on the terrace. Ducks are bobbing up and down in the lake and I’ll sit until covered in sunburn. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrPeabody \* > \*\*clang > silver > weasel \*\* When the butler rings the bell and it clangs into the hallways and throughout the courtyards, then it’s time to sit at the master’s table and eat daintily off silver plates and watch the elegant dance of the weasel into the last will and testament. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\*buffalo gal > massage > edible panties \*\* Hey, that’s FIVE words! 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooped-up-need-practice-i-challenge-you-to-defeat-me/150672.md?page=3)