# Cop tases 10 year old. FBI investigates

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 20, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340 "2009-11-20T21:38:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/1 "2009-11-20T21:38:12Z")

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Please don’t send this to the pit, Mother doesn’t let me post there.  
In my beloved state of Arkansas, too.  
A policeman in [Ozark](http://www.bostonherald.com/news/national/south/view/20091120fbi_investigating_use_of_stun_gun_on_10-year-old/srvc=home&position=recent)was called to a family disturbance. The kid won’t shower, so Mama calls the cops. It seems strange already. She tells the cop he can taser the kid if he has, kid kicks cop in the privates and he tases her.  
I didn’t know we _had_ any FBI guys in Little Rock…

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**Author:** ![LunarPlexus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LunarPlexus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LunarPlexus)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/2 "2009-11-20T21:44:00Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Please don’t send this to the pit, Mother doesn’t let me post there.

What’s she gonna do, call a cop and have you tased?

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/3 "2009-11-20T21:50:44Z")

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“Don’t taze me, ma!”

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/4 "2009-11-20T21:57:26Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I didn’t know we _had_ any FBI guys in Little Rock…

You probably don’t. The agents probably had to be flown in to babysit one of your hillbilly cops who in turn was called in to babysit a bratling of a different hillbilly.

A little more seriously though, what a mess. ☹

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/5 "2009-11-20T21:58:48Z")

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> Ozark Police Chief Jim Noggle placed Bradshaw on a seven-day administrative leave after officials discovered he had failed to turn on the camera attached to the electronic stun gun. Bradshaw also didn’t have the lapel microphone attached to his uniform turned on during the incident, the mayor said.

This is fucked up. I wonder who squealed. And if there’s more to the story. I mean, there’s got to be, right? I just don’t know if it will make it any better or worse.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/6 "2009-11-20T22:11:59Z")

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> [@LunarPlexus](#):
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> What’s she gonna do, call a cop and have you tased?

Far worse, Jewish Guilt.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/7 "2009-11-20T22:14:41Z")

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What a total failure of a parent. What a schmuck of a police officer.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/8 "2009-11-20T22:16:17Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> You probably don’t.

The office is 24 Shackleford West, a rather ritzy office area. I would have thought they’d have been downtown in the Federal Building.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/9 "2009-11-20T22:20:17Z")

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If I had to tase her,  
I’d tase her in the morning,  
I’d tase her in the evening,  
All over this land…

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**Author:** ![threemae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@threemae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threemae)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/10 "2009-11-20T23:21:44Z")

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So, the kid did assault the cop, right?

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/11 "2009-11-20T23:47:59Z")

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> [@Kinthalis](#):
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> What a total failure of a parent. What a schmuck of a police officer.

You left out what a useless lump of a child. It’s a package deal.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/12 "2009-11-21T00:42:47Z")

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> [@threemae](#):
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> So, the kid did assault the cop, right?

Looks like she kicked him in the family jewels. By malice or accident, I do not know. The story hasn’t changed from the local news earlier this week.

I wonder how the story got out. One witness who wanted her child tased, one policeman who complied. Either her talked at work or whe had second thoughts.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/13 "2009-11-21T01:10:16Z")

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In a related story, two Portland Or police officers felt they could not handle a 12 year old girl, who was out late at a light rail station. And decided they needed to shoot her with bean-bag rounds out of a shotgun, in order to subdue her. One of the officers was also involved with an incident that resulted in the death of a mentally ill man a few years ago.

Portland is a very liberal city, but damn. Two big boys against a rebelious teenager? Just shoot her!? This was yesterday.

[http://www.kgw.com/news/Portland-officer-investigated-for-use-of-force-on-12-year-old-girl--70571857.html](http://www.kgw.com/news/Portland-officer-investigated-for-use-of-force-on-12-year-old-girl--70571857.html)

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**Author:** ![Teacake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Teacake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teacake)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/14 "2009-11-21T01:49:23Z")

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I read the thread title as “Cop \*\*tastes \*\*10 year old”. Damn, thinks I, let’s hope the FBI do more than just investigate!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/15 "2009-11-21T04:19:36Z")

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> [@Magiver](#):
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> You left out what a useless lump of a child. It’s a package deal.

Even the taser turned out to be a piece of crap.

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**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/16 "2009-11-21T07:48:22Z")

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What the hell kind of person tases a 10 year old? I’m not a big fan of cops in general but I wonder if they couldn’t just let this guy go back to work and let his peers punish him. How much respect can you get back at the station when you’re the jackass that tased a little girl? Girl Scout Killah is going to hear about this every day for the rest of his days, maybe he will eventually evaluate his life and realize what a goddamn piece of shit he is.

Actually, no, that’s fun to think about but it won’t work in the real world. He should lose his job and spend some time in county for abusing his power. What a dick.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/17 "2009-11-21T11:59:22Z")

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Don’t let the age fool you. There are children younger than that who have murdered people sadistically. We all know that a kid kicking police is just going to grow up to murder people anyhow. As the animal shelters say better put down than living in a household that isn’t the best situation.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Krebbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@Mr.Krebbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Krebbs)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/18 "2009-11-21T13:20:07Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> The office is 24 Shackleford West, a rather ritzy office area. I would have thought they’d have been downtown in the Federal Building.

The BATFE office in Spokane, WA is in the Rock Pointe Corporate Center. I presume this is because federal agencies do shitty things to people and the feds got sick of [being held accountable](http://www.oklahomacitybombing.com/oklahoma-city-bombing-4.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/19 "2009-11-21T13:35:17Z")

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> [@Mr.Krebbs](#):
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> I presume this is because federal agencies do shitty things to people and the feds got sick of [being held accountable](http://www.oklahomacitybombing.com/oklahoma-city-bombing-4.jpg).

Mr. K, a link to a picture of the bombing of the Murrah Federal Building with the description “held accountable” is way out of line.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Krebbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@Mr.Krebbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Krebbs)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cop-tases-10-year-old-fbi-investigates/518340/20 "2009-11-21T13:44:55Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Mr. K, a link to a picture of the bombing of the Murrah Federal Building with the description “held accountable” is way out of line.

How so? Surely you are not suggesting that Waco and Ruby Ridge had nothing to do with McVeigh’s actions.

Yes, he killed a lot of innocents to make his point but he did make his point. Just as the FBI killed a lot of innocents to make theirs.

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