# Copious amounts of ejaculate **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [January 12, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669 "2001-01-12T08:07:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/41 "2001-01-15T04:13:38Z")
Alright, I have to see this. mnf7228@osfmail.rit.edu ---
**Author:** ![choosybeggar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@choosybeggar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choosybeggar)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/42 "2001-01-15T05:01:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose \* > So they can cut it off or they can treat it with IV drugs and radiation, but I don’t see anything about “induced retrograde ejaculation”. Cite, please. > \*\* Sorry DDG, It was just a joke. I would have posted a disclaimer right after, but since Doobieous called my bluff about 2 minutes after I posted, and I posted right after that basically saying, “you got me” I didn’t think there would bee a need. Good research as always. CB ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/43 "2001-01-15T14:50:55Z")
'Kay. 🙂 [waddles back to duck pond] ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/44 "2001-01-15T23:06:42Z")
Alright, I’ve got to see this. My e-mail is [DrMatrix53@aol.com](mailto:DrMatrix53@aol.com). ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/45 "2001-01-15T23:18:21Z")
Ditto. [kkbattousai@usa.net](mailto:kkbattousai@usa.net). ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_Hat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f0a364/32.png) [@Bad\_Hat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_Hat)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/46 "2001-01-15T23:56:32Z")
i feel dirty [tophjj@aol.com](mailto:tophjj@aol.com) ---
**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/47 "2001-01-16T00:11:09Z")
::sigh:: yes, now I’m curious too. would you mind sending it to me as well? [marshorizon@yahoo.com](mailto:marshorizon@yahoo.com) Thanks 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/48 "2001-01-16T01:44:20Z")
Okay, so I went to Hawaii & had to use a Webtv thing to type messages, at least I could read the board. Which explains that one message above. I also got leid by three women at the same time, so nyah. At least when I say it, it sounds like ‘laid’. Anyway back to this silly waste of time OP, as if it was the only thing in the world people should be concerned about, the guy has a condom with fake come in it up his butt & the tube is attached to his pee tube (I don’t know how that is yet, but its possible, shucks, if you can stick a ring thru your penis, you can do that). To produce this ejaculation, he just squeezes his butt cheeks together forcing the condom to shoot the fake come & the condom can hold about a half cup or more. But (sorry about the pun) come on guys can’t we find something more serious to discuss? ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/49 "2001-01-16T01:51:07Z")
I can’t believe I’m asking to see [this...3weasel@3weasel.20m.com](mailto:this...3weasel@3weasel.20m.com). :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![adam420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@adam420](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adam420)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/50 "2001-01-16T02:17:19Z")
\ i’ll bite \ [i\_am\_cat\_stevens@asia.com](mailto:i_am_cat_stevens@asia.com) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@Mr.Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blonde)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/51 "2001-01-16T03:05:15Z")
handy said: > [@](#): > > the guy has a condom with fake come in it up his butt & the tube is attached to his pee tube How in the world did you even come _up_ with this theory? Mr. Blonde (still disturbed by the guy’s nutsack). Speaking of which… I don’t know about any of you, but I can’t figure out how that guy walks… or buys pants. Is he suffering from elephantitis of the balls or are there “normal” people walking around with balls that look like that? ---
**Author:** ![Wytehawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Wytehawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wytehawk)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/52 "2001-01-16T03:55:35Z")
I have another theory on how this may be done. I have heard somewhere (I don’t recall where) that if a guy masturbates to orgasm but physically stops the ejaculate from exiting the penis, (by hanging on _really_ tight, I guess) it will be stored in the bladder. What if this guy masturbated several times, and hung on each time. Wouldn’t he then have enough semen stored in his bladder to make it look like one big orgasm? BTW - I haven’t seen the video either, could someone send it to me? (For research purposes only of course) [wytehawk@jokeaday.net](mailto:wytehawk@jokeaday.net) ---
**Author:** ![drpepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@drpepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drpepper)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/53 "2001-01-16T04:17:55Z")
I can’t believe I’m letting myself get sucked in…er… could someone please be kind enough to email link? [jahaj@aol.com](mailto:jahaj@aol.com) ---
**Author:** ![PepperJett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@PepperJett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PepperJett)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/54 "2001-01-16T05:31:52Z")
Handy, have you actually seen this thing? Unless somebody would elect for surgery to fool a bunch of dumb ass OPers, I don’t believe it. I know there is someone in the world who will do anything if the money is right, but where’s the money for this guy? I thought maybe he had some tubing running along his spanky hand (you never really see the back), but the, uh, point of semen departure (from several angles) looks like the real deal. And, what may I ask you is better than spending time trying to demystify the world? ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/55 "2001-01-16T05:56:32Z")
Still waiting to see this, who actually has it or has a link to it? [CiscoMD@aol.com](mailto:CiscoMD@aol.com) in case you forgot 😃 thanks ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/56 "2001-01-16T05:57:59Z")
Oh god I feel weird after reading what i just posted. I’m not _excited_ to see this video, I just want to know what all the fuss is about. ---
**Author:** ![dean2001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c5a1d2/32.png) [@dean2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dean2001)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/57 "2001-01-16T06:46:11Z")
Now I’m really curious. Can someone send me the link to this clip that is causing all the discussion. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Ash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b3f665/32.png) [@Dragon\_Ash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Ash)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/58 "2001-01-16T07:06:35Z")
_sigh_ OK, my (purely scientific) interest has been piqued. Mail away. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/59 "2001-01-16T12:32:18Z")
Doob, MrC, I’m gonna hit you guys up in chat for this link. handy, please don’t let us waste your precious time. I also was thinking tantric sex may have a little bit of influence in this activity. I’m sure the guy has an above average volume to begin with, but i suppose that so intense tantra might produce this effect. Another idea, outside the purely amazing natural possibility, is perhaps some hormonal stimulation through drugs or herbs. I’m not sure what the biology of semen production is, but could a stimulant be introduced somehow causing hyperactive semen production? Viagra OD? Peter North is a fine example, and he is capable of some amazing loads. According to other porn stars on Howard Stern have said and what I’ve read in magazines, he claims to have some trick that goes into accomplishing this. He implies that it may be more than just a uncommon natural endowment. He supposedly protects this secret very closely. As such, maybe there are things one can do to increase his own volume, combine that with an already suprising amount naturally, and you might be in interent freakshow range. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/60 "2001-01-16T13:14:16Z")
Well, I’m still sitting on the fence as to weather or not this is real but I’ve now seen the video and noticed a few things… -His balls look fake and they dont seem to move like real balls. -The contractions are **way** too long. Even the ‘big shooters’ like Peter North have the same length spurts as everyone else. (About .8 seconds if im not mistaken) -The actual jizz itself looks way too consistent. Anyone else notice any of this? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669.md?page=4)